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  1. Public Bookmark 53

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    Friday, 17:55

    Colin: Alright, update Featherington, where are you?
    Pen: At the same bar, but maybe I should leave. 
    Colin: Why would you leave?
    Pen: The bartender just gave me free chips and topped off my wine with a wink 🙂
    Colin: LEAVE!! Who is this man I will fight for your honour
    Pen: Colin — free chips
    Pen: Except, you’re not actually here
    Colin: …
    Colin: I’m booking a flight
    Pen: OH MY GOD COLIN DO NOT
    Colin: I want to
    Pen: Colin Christopher Bridgerton you must swear on the holiest thing available which I know from previous conversations is my pussy, so swear on my vagina you will not book a flight to New York right now!
    Colin: ….
    Colin:. ….
    Colin: Yeah, I swear.
    Colin: How dare you make me swear on the Penussy

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    18 Aug 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 42

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    There is a pew at St. James Picadilly that is officially/unofficially reserved for one of the most prominent married couples of the Ton. A whole pew? How could a couple married only 5 years need a WHOLE bench? Well, as the family in question parades down the aisle, the reason becomes quite clear.

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    17 Aug 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 16

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    Penelope and Colin wait with bated breath for Elliot’s first word.

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    17 Aug 2026

  4. Public Bookmark *

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    Colin's brothers, helpful sorts that they are, decide there's only one cure for his lingering virginity: a trip to a brothel.

    The plan goes about as well as expected.

    Convinced he's the only man in England incapable of wanting a stranger, Colin spends the next week wondering if something is terribly wrong with him.

    Then Penelope Featherington makes one scandalously amusing joke, and Colin discovers that perhaps the problem was never a lack of desire.

    Perhaps he's simply been in love with his best friend.

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    15 Aug 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 21

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    Colin comes to find out that Penelope has been cursed... but is it really a curse when they are both enjoying it so much?

    -or-

    The one where Penelope has a cock, and a cunt, and Colin gets the best of both worlds.

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    11 Aug 2026