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An exchange of notes between apartments 119 and 219.
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Humans can go weeks without food. As long as they have access to water, some can even last months without biting into a hamburger or tasting the sweetness of strawberry jam on a biscuit hot out of the oven. There are drawbacks, of course, to skipping meals. Dizziness, fainting, weight loss too quick for the body to adapt to.
It’s Astarion's first table of the day. The dull, slow thump of his heartbeat rushes past his ears. His knees buckle with every step. He’s falling apart, he knows this, but with ten cents in the bank and another few days to wait until his paycheck comes in, all Astarion can do is keep putting one foot in front of the other and hope he doesn’t collapse. There’s no time to think about the metaphorical hand tightening around his stomach and throat.
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After the year Gale had a health scare and locked himself in his house without interacting with anyone, Morena made him promise that he has to pick up the phone whenever she calls, no exceptions. If he doesn't answer, she has the right (and a key to his house) to barge in and check on him to make sure he's okay. Gale just so happens to be in a more precarious, lust-driven position with a certain albino when she next calls.
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Let Me Take Care of You by neo7v for feywildwitchling
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
18 Sep 2024
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Astarion tests positive for covid. Gale decides to show Astarion the difference between taking care of someone and pampering them.
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“I'm pleased to see my predictions of you being well endowed are correct, my friend, but if you'll indulge me with this one question…”
Gale’s ears burn more at the sound of Halsin's voice. Never before has the Wizard of Waterdeep been so… so!
“Where are your clothes at?”
Humiliated.
And it's all Astarion's fault.
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The World Deals with Izuku (Not the Other Way Around) by neo7v
Fandom 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
18 Sep 2021
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Blind Izuku Universe by neo7v
Fandom 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
10 Oct 2020
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What if Sirius Black didn't die? It's been done many times. Here's my take on it.
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02 Aug 2026
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All of you by IAmNotOneOfThem
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
22 May 2026
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“So I’m not…” Bilbo began and was surprised to hear his voice shake. He swallowed hard and folded his hands together tightly, pressing his fingertips against his knuckles to help him focus. “I’m not… broken or bad?”
“Of course not!” came from the others, the ‘Ri brothers and the two princes being the loudest.
“You’re not broken or bad,” Thorin said firmly, but kindly. “You are Bilbo Baggins of Hobbiton and you are the fourteenth member of this company. You are you.”
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31 Jul 2026
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Roses of Iron by Porphyrios
Fandoms: The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works & Related Fandoms, The Hobbit - All Media Types
06 Oct 2020
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Two years after Bilbo returned from his adventures, he's made his peace with being back in the Shire. He still wonders what might have happened if things were different, but figures all that is behind him now. A mysterious visitor turns out to be someone he never thought he'd see again, and he's shocked by the news he hears.
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30 Jul 2026
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Bilbo liked Erebor, he really did. Even if everyone seemed convinced he was going to leave.
In which soil causes international incidents, Thorin is over-dramatic, and dwarves are rubbish at keeping secrets. Oh, and they build a garden. Eventually.
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06 Jul 2026
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Gardening by The Feels Whale (miscellea)
Fandoms: The Hobbit (2012), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit - All Media Types
25 Feb 2013
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Bilbo Baggins arrived home late one afternoon in the middle of the week and the entire west Farthing is still talking about it.
Poor Mister Baggins. He was doomed to be a nine-days wonder no matter what and is it any wonder after a year-long adventure? Even the Tooks haven’t the influence to hush that up, but Mad Baggins seems to have managed to silence every tongue in the Shire on that subject which would be awe-inspiring ...if not for the way he decided to go about it.
OR: That one where Middle Earth seems to be unclear about where baby Hobbits come from.
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06 Jul 2026