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unfrozen in time, unfrozen in space by SaintTethys (noirCellist) for wreathed
Fandoms: The Terror (TV 2018), The Thing (1982)
10 Aug 2021
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“What, precisely, are we tasked with doing, again?” Fitzjames asks, looking irritated. Jopson and Blanky look at each other, sharing a moment of inscrutable telepathy. Jopson begins more cautiously, with less professional aloofness than a moment ago. “What do you gentlemen know about extraterrestrial life?”
In 1983, a private investor by the name of Cornelius Hickey awakens something long frozen, deep in the Arctic ice. Rival spies, stubborn and suspicious of one another, and in denial about the magnetism between them, Francis and James are assigned the task of investigating.Series
- Part 2 of The Arctic Affair
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The Arctic Affair - cover art! by SaintTethys (noirCellist) for wreathed
Fandoms: The Terror (TV 2018)
22 Jan 2021
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- Part 1 of The Arctic Affair
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3 days' ride by SaintTethys (noirCellist)
Fandoms: John Carter (2012), Barsoom - Edgar Rice Burroughs
14 Jun 2020
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The sun crested the distant cliffs across the vast expanse of sand and dirt in front of them, and in a blink the purple of the Barsoomian night was chased away by brilliant daggers of sunlight. Dejah whooped and shouted “It is three days’ ride— follow me!”
John Carter does not know much about Barsoom, Tharks, Helium or the struggles of red men. During the three days' ride to the river Iss, and then Helium, he learns.
Or: John Carter's Crash Course in Socio-Politic Relations Between Barsoom's Major Sentient Races: A Gonzo Ethnography.
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excess by SaintTethys (noirCellist) for CorvidFeathers
Fandoms: Henry V - Shakespeare, The King (2019)
20 Nov 2019
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Hal’s lithe body is taut as a longbow, drawn almost to its breaking point. But here--inland, far from the sea, John knows he must now be stone to Hal’s sinew, the iron of burning muscles as they strain for one more inch of draw, the better to send an arrow thudding with certainty through French armor to puncture French hearts.
Hal and John, on the eve of Agincourt.
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When the Californian morning comes - pale, watery, gentle in its way - and with it, the new cacophony of a world utterly unconcerned with the struggles of angels or demons, John floats for a moment in ignorant lassitude. He can feel, behind closed eyes, the memories of the last few days snapping like dogs at the edge of his consciousness, and makes the decision to roll over and bury his face in a misshapen pillow instead. Maybe if I lie here long enough, he thinks, I can suffocate myself and sneak into heaven instead of getting up today.
After saving the world, John wakes up the next day.
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The Arctic Affair by SaintTethys (noirCellist)
Fandom The Terror (TV 2018), The Thing (1982)
10 Aug 2021
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It had begun like any assignment - sure, Francis had a partner that he hated, and they were going to the cold northern reaches of Nunavut, and maybe tracking down a heretofore-unknown life form - but that was all in a day's work for the two best spies this side of the northern hemisphere...even if that day would last for six months out of the year. But underneath these cool spies' icy exteriors, more than one thing is lurking in the depths, waiting to strike...
[a noir "The Thing" au of amc's the terror]
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tastes like Coca-Cola by hapaxlegomena
Fandoms: 龍が如く | Ryuu ga Gotoku | Yakuza (Video Games)
23 Oct 2025
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She was dressed for the evening in a short dark blue dress with a slashed neck that came all the way down her arms to her wrists. Her long dark hair was shiny and perfectly coiffed. Her silver high heels rested on the bar of her stool. She looked like a hostess who'd just come off duty.
She sat up and stretched a little, and Kiryu had two almost simultaneous thoughts:
1) she had quite broad shoulders; and
2) that was a man.
He walked over and took the stool next to the crossdresser because it was the only one free.
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09 Aug 2026
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Some Blackbird's Wing by the_names_of_those_who_love_the_lord
Fandoms: Beavis and Butt-head, Daria (Cartoon)
12 May 2020
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"So, we're, like....soulmates," he said at last.
"Yeah," Butt-Head replied, picking at his nails.
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02 Aug 2026
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We Could Live There Together by the_names_of_those_who_love_the_lord
Fandoms: Beavis and Butt-head
01 Aug 2020
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Highland High School is pleased to invite you to the Class of 1997's ten-year reunion on Sept. 26, 2007. Step back in time to the nineties while mingling with the friends and teachers who made your teenage years so special! $25 per person, $40 per couple. RSVP Stewart Stevenson.
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02 Aug 2026
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“Are you going to watch the entire time?” asks Jack.
“I am here to mediate, after all,” Elizabeth replies, “That is, if that’s alright with Will?”
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02 Aug 2026
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In which Elizabeth makes Davy Jones kneel for her.
Plot divergence from when Elizabeth & the crew of the Empress are captured by Jones + Beckett. She has only so much time before she's brought back to land and hanged for her collaboration with piracy.
A deep dive into desperation.
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02 Aug 2026