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Like some sort of crab, they think. Difficult to pry open, but worth the effort for the flavor. Kabru resists his own pleasure like no other dungeon lord the winged lion has ever prepared, but surely, this only speaks to his eventual quality as a meal. They scent the air for his desires. Yes. Crab.
or: Kabru was not built to indulge himself.
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There are a great deal of things Kushina does not understand. This is not surprising, or particularly upsetting. However, there are a couple of thing that Kushina does understand- and those are the things that hurt Rin the most.
or: Rin wakes up after jumping.
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If there's one thing Rin knows, it's that her heart hurts.
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Oh Fuck Yeah I Get To Hunt Ghosts And They're Paying Me For This Shit Too by normalcdf
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga)
15 Jul 2026
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Tenten walks into an interview at Daydream Inc knowing exactly what the job entails. It's pretty much a perfect match for her: she loves ghost stories, she loves beating the shit out of stuff, and she loves having enough money to fuel her gatcha addiction and weapon collecting habits. Her coworkers keep gritting their teeth and buckling down for the ride, only hoping that they survive long enough to earn a wish potion. Tenten thinks they need to chill out and smell the fucking roses.
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Gintoki's used to running into people who know more about him than he knows about them. It comes with amnesia, he figures. It's still nice to get a break from that shit traveling with his new companions: some plucky, heroic, RPG party on a quest to defeat the evil Tendoushuu who don't say anything annoying about "meeting again."
...what do you mean he's stuck in a timeloop now? He never wished for anything like this! He never even wanted to defeat anyone that badly! Oi, Tatsuma was the one cheating and making extra wishes at the tree, right? Why is poor Gin-san, who never even bothered messing with that kind of silly superstitious bullshit, the one who has to shoulder the consequences?
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true love is helping her kill your husband and then herself by normalcdf
Fandom 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
07 Jan 2026
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Shoko Lobotomizes Herself And Others For Fun And Profit by normalcdf
Fandom 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga)
18 Mar 2025
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a series of explorations of nohara rin in many different Situations tm
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Catching a Breath by cinnamonswitchblade
Fandoms: ダンジョン飯 | Dungeon Meshi | Delicious in Dungeon
04 May 2026
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Kabru gets overwhelmed at a meeting. Mithrun intervenes.
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10 Aug 2026
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Cornucopioides by Problem_Starchild
Fandoms: ダンジョン飯 | Dungeon Meshi | Delicious in Dungeon
30 Jan 2025
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There were many such stories, he had read, where a fisherman would fall in love with a selkie and take her coat so she would forever remain a human. They would marry, then, and likely have children.
"A happy ending," his mother had said with a soft smile, reading to him by his bedside, and quietly snuffed the candle out to tuck him in.
What a cruel thing, he had always thought. To fall in love with something so beautiful and different, only to trap it in a world where it doesn't belong.
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Bookmarked by normalcdf
05 Aug 2026
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Izumi doesn't want to get married. Itachi doesn't want anything.
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01 Jul 2026
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“I’m not. Weird enough for him anymore!” Mihashi burst out. “He’ll think I’m—boring. How can I com-compare with patients? He—he can look at, at their bones. Their bones!”
Mihashi gets drunk and cries about how sexy and perfect Abe is. Suyama tries to keep up.
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Bookmarked by normalcdf
28 Jun 2026
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“我这样爱着您。”
她转身离开，没再回头。Bookmarked by normalcdf
23 Jun 2026