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    Shane asks, “Remember his first practice with the team last year, before leaving to finish his season back home? When Hayes kept calling him ‘toothache’ because of how sweet he was?”

    Ilya groans, shakes his head. “No, no, Shanya- that Luca is gone. That Luca was kidnapped by aliens-”

    “Abducted.”

    “- the moment he stepped off plane in Switzerland. Rookie we have now is some sort of… hell spawn.”

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    Shane should get up. His breath is starting to slow and soon the sweat on his body will cool. He can’t seem to tear his eyes away from Rozanov’s wet curls, from the hollow of his damp throat, from his carelessly splayed legs. Shane shifts, pulling his knees close to his chest. He needs to stand. But he can’t. Heat pulses low in his body, shorts feeling uncomfortably tight. He needs to at least look away. God, just look away.

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    Shane and Ilya hook up after the draft.

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    blanket permission for translations (posted on ao3/linked), podfics (posted on ao3/linked), art of any kind inspired by the fics in this collection! i would love to know about them though

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    HR smut, always a little plot included just for flavor. All around, be mindful of tags.

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    14 Sep 2026

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    "I told you I was sorry, sir."

    And he doesn’t say it with obstinacy, but with sincerity. Beseechingly. Because he is sorry, and he wants Ilya to believe him more than anything. If he’d known that a small bout of brattiness would have brought about this consequence, his actions would have been much different.

    But it’s in the contract. He knew it was in the contract. He can only blame himself.

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    Ilya cucks Shane with Luca.

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    14 Sep 2026