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Thrust into the body of Sirius Black incarcerated in Azkaban. He really has only one choice going forward.
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Alexandra, thirty, French, and mildly hungover, did not ask to wake up in the cursed porcelain doll body of an eleven-year-old Pureblood heiress with icy blond curls and a dead Death Eater dad. But here we are.
Instead of returning to her ruthless career as a muggle lawyer, she’s tossing Floo powder in vintage velvet robes and trying to keep her sarcasm in check long enough to avoid being hexed by actual children. Hogwarts is calling, and apparently, she’s a Rosier now. With a reputation to uphold, a prophecy on the horizon, and a slowly building crush on a redheaded prankster who really shouldn't be that cute when he's thirteen.
Magic is real, Quidditch is exhilarating, the Dark Lord is not as dead as she’d like, and Alexandra isn’t sure if she wants to go back… or burn the old rules down in glittering green flames.
She wanted a glass of red wine and a calm life. She got potions, Pureblood drama, and puberty...again.
First Year : Chapter 1-13
Second Year : Chapter 14-29
Third Year : Chapter 30-50
Fourth Year : Chapter 51-72
Chapter 73 is a summary of the first partSeries
- Part 1 of Disaster Darling Chronicles
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The Bridge Knight by Talavin
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, Game of Thrones (TV)
06 Sep 2026
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A man wakes up in a frozen hut south of the Wall with no memory, no name, and a status screen. He dies of hypothermia three times before he figures out how to keep a fire going.
No noble birth. No convenient canon insertion point. Just a villager in the Gift in 288 AC, with a leveling system, an autosave that rewinds time when he dies, and the growing suspicion that he's not the first person the system has chosen.
Gamer AU. OC SI. Slow-burn progression fantasy. Canon divergence.
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When he’s ten, Orion recognizes Slytherin’s locket in the drawing room, lost amongst other nicknacks and cursed items, knowing better than to touch it.
He stares for a long while, wondering how he could’ve forgotten, before turning on his heel.
He remembers the story. How can he not? But it’s fragmented and jumbled in his head, blurring with what he knows of this life and the details he does recall don’t concern him.
There’s only so much one can remember about a book read a lifetime ago.
Orion has no interest in getting involved.
He has a life. A name. A duty to his family.
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- Part 2 of My Harry Potter stuff
- Part 3 of Isekais and Self-Inserts
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There are some great quick-and-dirty guides to HTML on A03. This is not one of them - it is a comprehensive guide
It's now 2025, a decade later. A03 supports some new HTML and and we're all walking around reading fic on supercomputers that fit in a jean pocket. It was time to update.
The previous three chapters have been divided into smaller concepts. Each tag continues to have - at a minimum - a link to the w3schools page about it (so you can learn more), a code example, and the result of the code example. Most tags have their attributes, things like [src] or [title], listed and examples of how using the attributes modify the tags.
There's a chapter on Bad Ideas, including how some of the archive's default CSS is available to you to format your work (users can't turn that off by hiding a workskin!)
Oh. And I added a bunny army. You could learn how to add one too.
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- Part 19 of AO3 Work Skins/Tutorials
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31 Mar 2026
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Part 3 of The Evans Boy
Deathly Hallows stuff
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- Part 3 of The Evans Boy