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With no ship, no money, no boyfriend, and no real plan, Stede Bonnet turns to an occupation even more nefarious than piracy:
Management consulting.
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22 Oct 2026
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But Seas Between Us Broad Have Roared by skeletonsandroundabouts
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
07 Nov 2022
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After a long year of trials and separation, Ed and Stede have found each other in the place it matters most: an underwhelming New Year's Eve party.
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20 Sep 2026
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forest-sprites: Still not over Stede’s favourite horse being the one with the “kind eyes” then, only a few months later, falling in love with Mr. “Warmth of a Thousand Fires in His Eyeballs” over there
sometime in the future Stede will say something to the effect of “you know, only you and Arthur have ever looked at me so lovingly” while giving Ed no further explanation whatsoever
#GOD. #edward just nods and smiles and then spends three weeks trying to figure out who arthur is #absolutely losing his goddamn marbles #WHO’S ARTHUR!!!! WHY DOES HE EVEN EXIST!!! WHY WOULD STEDE MENTION HIM TO ME!!! #only lucius probably knows he’s a horse #and he’s been a bit bored lately so he wants to see how close to the brink of insanity he can take ed #‘no yeah I hear arthur was really fond of stede too’ #'a real good ride if you know what I mean’ #ed: I DON’T WANT TO KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN (via @perkynurples)
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10 Aug 2026
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“One might think that living a cursed existence is a bad thing. Objectively so, some might say!” Stede turned on his heel, coat swishing out dramatically behind him.
“One might also assume that being made to walk the earth - er - one little isle of it, for all the days and nights thereof ever and after and so on to be a miserable existence. And they may be right to say so! But!” Here he turned to his audience, “What’s the difference between a curse…and a blessing?” He looked enquiringly around the little beach. None of the animals strewn about it appeared to be listening.
“Anyone? Swede?”
The sea lion shrunk back a little guiltily, not meeting his gaze.
“Black Pete?”
There was a rude short from the scraggly hound.
“No one? Really?” Stede sighed. “Alright. The secret is…perspective!” He made a little flourish. “Ta da!” There was a despairing whine. He chose to ignore that.
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06 Mar 2026
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Stede is mourning the loss of Ed and all his crew—at least until Buttons and Olivia show up offering hope in the form of a quest. But it’s a quest that’s unlikely, dangerous, and just a little bit eldritch. Stede must summon his courage and set sail with them for a mysterious island if he is to rescue Ed from the clutches of the Otherworld.
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