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    Shane wants to figure out if he's gay before he gets drafted—and no, the way he felt when Ilya Rozanov smirked at him with a cigarette between his lips in Saskatchewan has nothing to do with it. Unfortunately, the random guy he hooks up with to try and make sure one way or another takes a picture, and Shane gets outed before the draft. In the ensuing scandal, he goes seventh overall, to Ottawa.

    It turns out, having the worst thing you can think of happen to you when you're seventeen years old can end up being pretty liberating. And land you an unexpected best friend.

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    30 Aug 2026

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    Friends to lovers is its own beautiful thing

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    Cas: I love you
    Dean: Two Montreal players legitimately tried to kill Ilya Rozanov on the ice and Shane Hollander went on a rampage through the entire Metros team to get to his husband.

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    28 Aug 2026

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    The one I lost and found again

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    an impulsive decision to snoop through ilya's phone for jane's contact leads to cliff marleau forming one of the closest friendships he's ever had. unbeknownst to him, his new best friend is actually shane hollander.

    a canon divergent in which cliff marleau befriends jane, and accidentally forms the friendship of a lifetime :-)

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    11 Aug 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 73

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    It sure seems like being gay makes you good at hockey. At least, it seems to win you Stanley Cups. To two young Raiders, this seems like too good of a trade to miss.

    Two (OC) Raiders take a few of Roz's jokes a little too literally and conclude that gay hockey magic wins you Stanley Cups. The only problem is, they're up against the Admirals in the first round of the playoffs. In a battle of gayness, they're going to have to take matters into their own hands. Or mouths. Whatever dude. Don't make it weird.

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    28 Jul 2026

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    The funniest fucking thing ever. I needed to put my phone down so many times. Bro. Bro.

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    Is the first day of the new season and Scott's a bit afraid of how his team will act now that he's out. Unfortunately, he cannot dwell on that because there's a video that Carter just has to show him.

    Or.
    Some reporter tries to get Ilya to comment on the Scott Hunter Kiss, he does not get the answer he was looking for.

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    13 Jul 2026

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    Wonderous

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    @HarveySmth76: 
    So, Dallas Kent's teammate just tweeted this: 

    Rozanov isn’t any better, though. Like we all know it. Dude's banged like a thousand women. Bet if even just a few of them talked, you'd all be shutting up about Kent pretty quick. 

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    Dallas Kent’s teammate makes a bigoted assumption. A very loud, very incorrect assumption. Twitter eats him alive.

    Because, yes, Rozanov has slept with a lot of women and they have a lot to say. About consent and check-ins and that accent.

    #OkIWillTalk is trending, as is #SexGodOfTwitter. Toronto Survivor's Legal Fund is finally gaining some traction. And Ilya is definitely going to punch Kent. Again.

    Told through twitter snapshots and extracts from the Ottawa Centaurs Group Chat. 

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    13 Jul 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Totally silly fic with Ilya being the world's best feminist, but of COURSE I'm a sucker for that

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    ESPN: Shane Hollander To the Ottawa Centaurs after Tumultuous End to Montreal Metros Career

    @CentaursGirlie1995: obviously i feel very badly for shane but my beautiful failson of a team getting the two best players because of homophobia is perhaps the only good thing homophobia has ever done

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    Or: Shane's first season on the Ottawa Centaurs, as told by everyone else in the world.

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    12 Jul 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Truly a GOAT, incredible inclusion of comments on racial issues in hockey as well as the Shane and Ilya discrimination.

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    Old friends Eric Bennett and Brandon Wiebe realize - oh yeah, that time when we were best friends at hockey camp in high school, actually maybe we were boyfriends? They’ve been casual friends for decades since then, but when Eric comes out publicly, Wiebe reaches out. They catch up and debrief life and hockey as bisexual men while Eric enjoys his first year of retirement and Wiebe navigates his first year as a coach.
    Ilya Rozanov is just delighted to have bisexual friends. Even if they don’t always know he’s bisexual too. And since his love language is being a little shit, he badgers them into bisexual solidarity.

    OR:
    They’re all bisexual and talking to each other

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    03 Jul 2026

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    Simply wonderful

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    02 Jul 2026

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    So many people have done this trope, but this is my favourite. Funny AND heartwarming.

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    "I am going to call him," Ilya said.

    Or how Ilya drunkenly comes out to the Raiders and they stop him from making a call he'll regret.

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    19 Jun 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    The absolute GOAT of friendship

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    “Mm, not stuff his pockets with the drug everyone thinks makes you gay right before a press conference? Maybe!” Ilya’s voice chimed happily from the phone.

    “You wanna tell us why you’re so acquainted with Rush that you can identify it in 780p, Ilya?” Kip asked.

    “…I have so much leather to deodorize, Kip Grady. So many sports cars, you know.”

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    Kip can't believe no one else can tell how outrageously gay Ilya Rozanov is, but he's not complaining, he's happy to have someone else to talk to at all the hockey functions.

    Or: Perfect gaydar haver Ilya Rozanov finally gets a taste of his own medicine. A series of looks into Kip and Ilya's friendship, starting after the cottage.

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    16 Jun 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Absolute perfection. Pitch perfect. Kip's like, this guy's not an asshole, he's a sassy gay bitch.

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    They may not have any idea how to do it, but there’s no way in hell the Montreal Metros are going to risk losing their Captain to a more accepting team. Full of determination, grit, open hearts, and absolutely no savvy, this team is going to learn how to be allies, come hell or high water.


    Hayden: did anyone do the optional inclusivity training last season?
    J.J. Boizeau: no
    Lawrence Olsson: no
    Gilbert Comeau: no
    Petro Andropov: no
    Matty Wilson: no
    Cam Stedlund: no
    Albert Schneider: no
    Aleks Miitka: no
    Georges Gagnon: no
    Patrice Drapeau: no
    Hayden: excellent, we’re nailing this so far

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    14 Jun 2026

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    The most incredible thing I've ever read. So fucking funny. Wish it was longer

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    Shandry's Third @shaneybaby

    uhhh so im on r/shanehollander rn and some guy is claiming to have cloned shane’s dad’s phone and uploaded it to the internet?? has anyone else clicked on this link will it give me a virus if i do

    7:03 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 135.1k retweets | 232.1k likes

    Shandry's Third @shaneybaby

    okay I googled his dad and he’s a 52 year old forensic accountant who thinks fashion peaked with ralph lauren polo shirts. am I enough of a hollander simp to risk my laptop just to look through the phone of his dad who acts like sandals and bermuda shorts are a risqué choice. yes.

    7:04 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 137.1k retweets | 235.9k likes

    Shandry's Third @shaneybaby

    oh my god his password for everything is ShaneHollander24. pov you love your son so much that it compromises your bank account

    7:04 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 143.7k retweets | 250.7k likes

    Shandry's Third @shaneybaby

    HOLY FUCK

    7:19 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 337.1k retweets | 413.3k likes

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    14 Jun 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Leaked texts and supportive media and fans. Great thorough realistic story.

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    The queer NHL players (begrudgingly) unite via group chats in the face of social media scandals.

    These stories take place on a (slightly loose) chronological timeline and make the most sense when read in order. However, they're all independent stories/scandals and can be read as standalones.

    All stories take place post TLG and include spoilers for the books.

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    06 Jun 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Social media, seriousness, silliness. My absolute favourite flavour.

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    He forced himself to forget the way Ethan used to kiss him, hands tangled in his hair and eyelashes fluttering against his cheek. He forced himself to forget the way that Ethan would hold him in his twin bed in their tiny flat off campus all those years ago. He didn't, couldn't, remember the way Ethan had made him feel.

    After all, they're just friends, and friends don't think like that.

    Or; Spencer is a profiler, so he should really know if he's dating someone or not.

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    17 May 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Truly the best representation of autistic dating confusion I've ever read.

  16. Public Bookmark 10

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    “It's okay. You're just nervous.” She leaned in again, stopping when her lips brushed his. “Just relax.”

    The press of her mouth against his chased away any other protests. JJ was pretty, and he liked her. And she seemed to like him, too. He would be foolish to turn her away.

    Right?

    or

    A sober Spencer brings a drunk JJ home, where she invites him in for a drink. Or rather, she invites him in and gets him drunk. And then starts pushing the boundaries.

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    12 May 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Perfect.

  17. Public Bookmark 37

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    Reid has been abducted by an unsub who seems to want nothing more than hear him scream. The members of the BAU team, along with Garcia, Hotch, and Morgan who have returned to help, have precious few leads and struggle to find him. Can the team rescue Reid in time? And how will he recover if they do?

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    09 May 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Reid is held captive in chains, tortured. If he says stop, the other captive is tortured in his place.

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    Reid is lost. The team has to find him.

    (AKA: An Unsub manages to get the upper hand on Reid during an arrest and stabs him)

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    02 May 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Because I know I'll think about this fic later, and have no clue how to find it. Reid is nearly disemboweled.

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    When a case in Cerry, TX goes horribly wrong, it's up to the only remaining members of the BAU to save their missing friends.

    Will they be able to find Derek Morgan, Spencer Reid and Jennifer Jareau in time?

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    25 Apr 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Morgan, JJ, and Reid are held captive. Warning; JJ and Reid rape/assault.

  20. Public Bookmark 39

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    Reid had never meant to insult her. He was just stating a pattern: clinical, precise, and entirely misread.

    When Prentiss confronts him - ready to teach him a lesson - she quickly realises he’s not the only one with something to learn.

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    06 Apr 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Prentiss is offended by Reid, who is HORRIFIED. Wonderful.

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