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"Damn," Jabber says, voice echoing through the emptiness of the shrine and bouncing off the walls. "Never seen something like this before."
"I would hope not," someone says, and he whirls around sharply enough that he stumbles and nearly falls, looking up to find the source of the voice.
There's a man on the roof. Jabber swears that he wasn't there a minute ago, because he'd just come from the walkway underneath that very roof and he would've noticed. He doesn't look older than him, but that doesn't mean anything when it comes to gods. And he has to be a god — it's the only thing that makes sense. The way he'd appeared out of nowhere, the old clothes that nobody wears anymore, the colors all over him that happen to be a perfect match of the shrine around them.
The fact that his eyes are glowing the same blue as the water.
(Jabber doesn't mean to stumble into an abandoned shrine, but he's not about to leave so easily now that this place has drawn his attention. The only other person here is a god who refuses to acknowledge his divinity and fights like it's the only thing keeping him alive, hiding a secret beneath them that Jabber's determined to uncover.)
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breath too slow from a long last night by oliveden
Fandoms: Gachiakuta (Manga), Gachiakuta (Anime)
03 Aug 2026
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"No, I meant, when I die."
He pauses, finally shifting to face him properly and squinting. "...You mean cannibalism?"
Jabber shrugs. "I guess."
Zanka hums, settling back into the mattress as he considers it.
The idea of eating someone should be incomprehensible to him. It's disgusting. It's cruel. It's most definitely some kind of violation of bodily autonomy. It's exactly the sort of thing that Zanka Nijiku, ex-Hell Guard, Cleaner, and all-around model employee, should avoid at all costs.
Those are also all things that could be used to describe his relationship with Jabber.
(At some point, it stopped being just about the fights.)
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"Dunno how yer still alive," Zanka mutters. "I should really just kill ya right now. Ya can't stop me like this."
Oh, yes, yes, please. Jabber wants to see that. Wants to feel Zanka taking his life, impaling him on his vital instrument or snapping his neck with those cold fingers or digging a hand through his chest to pull out his heart. It'll hurt. Long, and slow, and painful. No matter what he decides to do, Jabber knows that he'll make it hurt, he'll make it last, looking at him with those dark eyes all the while like his death is the greatest thing he's ever seen.
Because it will be. They both know this.
(Jabber's out of his mind on a new poison when Zanka runs into him. The rest falls into place just as easily.)
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"Well, according to Morax, a recent development has," she hesitates, "rendered that. Futile."
Yae Miko blinks, registering the words. "You mean to say that human identity of his is gone," she says finally.
"From what I understand, yes." There's a touch of sorrow to Ei's brow, not true sadness, but at least the sympathy for an old colleague. The two never got along, but it was a well-known fact among the gods that Barbatos always liked to play human. To have that taken away from him must be painful, so of course Ei feels some pity, estranged as they may be.
Yae Miko, on the other hand, is not estranged from Barbatos. As such, her response to such a development is not anything so clinical as sympathy, of all things. Her eye twitches. "You mean to say that his little persona is gone," she repeats, "and he didn't tell me?"
(or, Barbatos had it coming for not letting her know, and Yae Miko will stand by that.)
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- Part 2 of windswept (worst kept secret au)
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An assortment of various scenes that did not end up turning into fics.
Chapter seven:
Officially, Dazai Osamu betrays the Port Mafia at eighteen years of age and disappears to never be seen by them again, which is the only logical and possible way to not be caught.
Unofficially, it seems someone failed to inform him of this. Or the boss. Or the executives. Or literally any member of the mafia.
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Jabber coughs for a long, long time, and Zanka holds him throughout all of it, patting his back in a woeful attempt to make the petals come up quicker. He would wonder what it was that set Jabber off, but he was too busy trying to keep his own flowers from making an appearance, and that in itself was an entire ordeal.
Zanka knows that the flower has finally come up when Jabber makes a retching sound, and he readjusts them so that it will land on his floor instead of his bed. Then, he wouldn't have to explain why his sheets were bloody when he took them to be washed.
"Fuckin' hell," Jabber swears, panting as he recovers from the nearly minute-long coughing fit. He's practically limp in Zanka's hold, yet he manages to pull back just enough to wipe his mouth and the blood and spit lining his lips. His eyes are watery and red, tears slipping from the corners of them, and it has Zanka's stomach flipping horribly, his heart skipping at least two beats.
Even now, Zanka can't help but find Jabber beautiful.
Jabber Wonger is dying for a love that doesn't love him back, and Zanka can't help but be...affected...by this.
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- Part 4 of Janka Song Shenanigans
- Part 2 of Flowery Bullshit
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06 Sep 2026
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Two Dumbasses Vs. Handling the Needlessly Complex Ordeal of Vulnerability by Nostalgic_CoffeeCup
Fandoms: Gachiakuta (Manga), Gachiakuta (Anime)
02 Sep 2026
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If you’d asked Jabber about a year ago where he thought he’d be in a year’s time, he would have many potential answers. “In a relationship with a Cleaner” would not be one of them.
Honestly, Jabber wasn’t quite sure how he’d gotten this far. Not when he felt like he was bullshitting his whole way through this, with all the delicacy of an atom bomb. But he’d managed.
Emphasis on had.
Because as of now, it’s becoming increasingly obvious to Jabber that he’s a bit in over his head. A lot over his head, actually.
He wasn’t made for this. It wasn’t the type of person he was. It was like trying to fit a square peg in a round hole.
But he also couldn’t lose it.
So even if he doesn’t know what the hell he’s doing, he has no choice but to do his best. Because if he messes this up…he won’t be able to handle it.
He could do this, though. Fake it till you make it.
(Spoiler Alert: He in fact, does the complete opposite of “making it”)
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- Part 6 of Well, Now It's Everyone's Problem
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03 Sep 2026
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Lately I've been feelin' so strange (Rearranged, Changed) by Etstrubal
Fandoms: Gachiakuta (Manga), Gachiakuta (Anime)
23 Jan 2026
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"Ya gonna have to gimme summ' in return, though."
Nothing's free, not in the transactional thing between them. "And that's what?"
Jabber hums, tapping his chin, eyes darting around. He shrugs a few long moments later. "Dunno, man. I'll let ya know when I got summ'."
One thing leads to another. A stab, a request, a favor. Realizations, discoveries. Slowly, things change.
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- Part 4 of Janka Junkie / Zabber Sucker
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02 Sep 2026
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”Whatcha got there?” Enjin asks, a small smirk tugging at his lips. Zanka gives one long, slow blink, and glances at the drink his fingers are loosely wrapped around.
“…a smoothie.”
Riyo bursts out laughing. The noise startles Jabber awake, and his head knocks into his jaw. They both groan in pain.
Or, Jabber and Zanka in the aftermath of one of their battles.
Or, or, a comment on my last fic used this meme—so I wrote it entirely around that
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02 Sep 2026
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bitten lips and broken hands by iicaru2, VaizTohirez
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
30 Aug 2026
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“Excuse me?” Shen Qingqiu says dangerously, lowering his fan. His expression must be all kinds of horrifying, because Shang Qinghua’s face drains of all color and sweat begins to bead on his temple.
“Um—” He laughs awkwardly, eyes roaming over all the available exits in the room in obvious preparation to run for his life. “It’s sort of an etiquette thing, you know? I’m sure you remember, something similar happened between Luo Binghe and a few of his wives—”
Shen Qingqiu’s glare sharpens, promising imminent murder. “Are you telling me that I have to marry Liu Qingge because I accidentally triggered a wife plot?”
Shen Qingqiu triggers an inane sidequest that he has no intention of completing, thank you very much, and makes up his mind to avoid every romance flag the System throws his way.
One problem: Shen Qingqiu is already courting Liu Qingge. He is the last person to figure this out.
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