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Tim is sixteen. Dick is suffering.
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Individualized Education Plan by cowboysorceror, deadchannelradio
Fandoms: DCU (Comics), Batman (Comics)
31 Dec 2024
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Damian pulls out his phone and dials Richard’s number- his chauffeur has been unfortunately painstakingly instructed to answer no calls whatsoever from Damian, and Alfred has begun to pretend that phones do not exist during school hours. Unsurprisingly, as it is eight in the morning, it goes to voicemail. Damian waits impatiently for the beep. “Richard,” he says, in tones of the deeply suffering, “this place is a hostile environment. I must be collected post-haste, as after this latest indignity I am dropping out. Come at once, or I may die here.”
The dynamic duo attend a parent-teacher conference. No one has a good day.
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18 May 2026
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A Disclaimer From Your Friendly Neighborhood Oracle:
The following is a transcript of Patrol Communications Audio written by state of the art transcription technology, IRIS (Interpretation of Recorded Intelligence Software). IRIS was created to provide easily searchable records, automatically, and eliminate the need to transcribe each patrol audio log manually. That being said, IRIS is still experimental, and may not always be entirely accurate.
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(01:25) Red Hood: (Mild static) (Out of breath, slurred) You motherfuckers. Put some fuckin-Batman: (Shaking) Red Hood-
Red Hood: Shut up. Put some fucking respect. On my name. Start fucking copying me. I just got thrown fucking. Um. 40 feet. Into a fucking uh. What's it. Ditch. I'm still fucking conscious.
Batman: Red Hood, do not move, we're en route-
Red Hood: What'll I win if I stand up.
Batman: (Loud) Do not stand up.
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Can't Stay Down (a Documentary) by SonoSvegliato
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Red Robin (Comics)
22 Feb 2019
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Tim has a thrilling time after a tonsillectomy. Nat Geo Wild ensues.
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Redrawing the Lines by BirdChild
Fandoms: Red Robin (Comics), Batman and Robin (Comics), Batman - All Media Types
27 May 2020
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Dick finds out that Damian cut Tim's line.
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