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“What are you wearing?” Sakamoto asks, his sense of tact as nonexistent as ever.
Goro jumps as Akira wraps an arm around her shoulders, subsequently freezing in place as her arm burns right through her coat. “I’m Santa and she’s my favorite bunny in the North Pole.”
“I lost a bet,” Goro deadpans. “Akira chose to dress like this.”
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After losing a bet, Goro has to suffer through the Phantom Thieves' annual Christmas party dressed as a sexy bunny.
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“I think you and I would be good together.”
The words hang in the air between them, Akechi’s brow rising in open skepticism as one of the most tense and awkward silences Akira has ever experienced descends. He sends a silent prayer to whatever gods are up there to please open a sudden hole in the ground that he can fall through. He doesn’t even care where it leads, anywhere has to be better than here.
“Charming,” Akechi says finally, in a way that makes it clear he didn’t find it very charming at all. “Although, I’m afraid I’m not interested in dating.”
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Kurusu Akira is a struggling college student who happens to meet the most stunning person he's ever met standing behind the library counter. Meanwhile, Akechi Goro is working long hours just to afford classes. He has no time for friends or dating, and certainly not love.
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tied up and twisted (the way he'd like to be) by pana (panaceaa) for sailboating
Fandoms: Persona 5
20 Feb 2023
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“I don’t like my hair being touched.”
That’s certainly news to Akira. There’s something heavy in the way Goro says it, the words weighted with some meaning that Akira can’t even begin to understand.
“It never seems to bother you when I touch it.”
“...I don’t mind when it’s you,” Goro admits, voice quiet.
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Akira's been best friends with Goro since he was ten, and they've had their fair share of stupid bets and high-stakes challenges. Even so, when the next contingency prize is having Goro grow his hair out, Akira gets more than he bargained for.
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“Here,” Kurusu says. “I can probably carry you.“
Goro doesn’t even get a chance to complain before Kurusu is sliding an arm around his back and beneath his knees. He’s immediately greeted by a wave of pain that outclasses all the others before, a kind of pain that makes him feel as if his entire body is breaking in two. Makes him think: fuck, maybe it actually is.
He grits his teeth. “Joker, stop.”
Kurusu instantly freezes, meeting his eyes with clear alarm.
“What’s wrong?”
“I think my hip might be broken.”
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After their duel, a chance encounter with the Reaper has disastrous consequences for Goro and Akira. Trapped together and left to their own devices, it's going to take more than luck to get them both out alive.
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When Akira reaches the bottom step, there’s another series of knocks, harsher and a bit more agitated this time. Maybe he should be slightly concerned, but unless the person behind the door happens to be Maruki with another world-destroying revelation he forgot to mention, he really doesn’t care who it is.
Or well, that’s what he thinks, at least until Akira opens the door and his heart stops beating.
“Akechi,” he says weakly. “You came back.”
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It's 2/2 and Akira gets one last chance to end the night without any regrets.
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Into the Gorofuck-Verse (a collection of nsfw prompt fills) by pana (panaceaa)
Fandom Persona 5
26 Sep 2022
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Responses written for an nsfw prompt meme I posted on Twitter. Most of these will be smut scenes written for AUs I either already have established or am planning to write, but they don't need context to be understood.
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A collection of stories featuring the one and only argyle mergoro and his pirate mate Akira. These will be all mostly silly self-indulgent pieces, but nonetheless, I do highly recommend you read them in order!
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Work-Life Balance is Not A Thing by catbrainedschemes
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
26 Jul 2020
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“Is it the salary,” Lan Zhan asks, head tilting in a question.
He looks gorgeous and Wei Ying hates him for it.
“No, the compensation is very generous.”
“The hours,” Lan Zhan guesses, and that gives Wei Ying an idea.
“Yeah, the hours are too much,” he says, putting on his whiny voice, “I’m still in my twenties, you know? I want to go out and eat with my friends, and, and maybe find a boyfriend and get married, have a few kids, adopt some cats.”
Lan Zhan looks at him as if he has gone insane.
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Wei Ying resigns from his post as Lan Zhan's executive assistant.
Lan Zhan goes to great lengths to keep him.
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13 Sep 2026
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mating rituals by detectorist for el_em_en_oh_pee
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
11 Jul 2021
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“New idea,” Jin Zixuan says, appearing out of nowhere as soon as Lan Zhan sets one foot in the door. “Garden landscaping—Yanli’s always complaining about how terrible and overgrown her backyard is. I could redo it, plant some flowers, maybe even dig a pond—”
“Have you been lying in wait to ask me that all day?” Lan Zhan interrupts to ask. “Also: no. Do not dig Yanli a pond.”
“Why not?” Jin Zixuan says. “Don’t you think it’s a good idea? Yanli’s always saying how much she misses the lake near her parents’ house—it would be a little piece of home!”
Lan Zhan thinks of Wei Ying. He wonders if Wei Ying misses the lake too. Whether he might like a pond.
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Jin Zixuan is hopeless when he has a crush. It turns out that Lan Zhan is even worse.
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13 Sep 2026
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and i knew that somehow, i could find my way back by daltoneering
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
31 Aug 2022
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The main screen flashes to life across the Bridge, and Lan Wangji has to grip the back of a chair to stop himself from falling over.
Because there, blown up to ten times life size and staticy with the void surrounding them, is Wei Ying.
Wei Ying, who flashed into Lan Wangji’s life like a supernova, all those years ago in Nav School, burning bright and hot and unreachable. Wei Ying, who lit Lan Wangji’s world on fire, dragged him in unwillingly by his everything, right into that inescapable light. Wei Ying, who did what all supernovas do, and burnt out in a spectacular display of power, until there was nothing left but darkness.
Wei Ying, who has been dead for thirteen years.
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In the silent, empty vastness of space, Lan Wangji and Wei Wuxian find each other again.
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12 Sep 2026
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The Pirate of Lotus Pier by antebunny
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
26 Dec 2020
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The dreaded Yiling Patriarch strode to the stern of his ghost ship, watching as the Bichen drew nearer and nearer. His black hair whipped wildly in the sea winds. He raised his saber in a mockery of a friendly gesture, and the blade flashed briefly under the midnight moon.
“Lan Zhan,” he called. “Long time no see.”
Or: navy captain Lan Wangji is sent to capture the feared pirate captain Wei Wuxian.
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12 Sep 2026
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Sound of Silence by athena_crikey
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon)
25 Jan 2026
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Wei Ying forces himself to stand, Lan Zhan’s hands still loosely encircling his wrists. “It doesn’t matter,” he says.
“Wei Ying –”
“I can’t let it matter, Lan Zhan, because what will I be, then? Now, like this – I have the power to protect the people I want to protect. And I have the power to punish those who deserve it. As an empty shell, all I can do is crack into pieces. Well – I refuse to. I just – refuse.”
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10 Sep 2026