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Call an ambulance! Call an ambulance! But not for me.. by BigFireEnthusiast
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, The Transformers (IDW Generation One), The Transformers (Cartoon Generation One)
11 Apr 2026
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Concept: the matrix turns Orion into Prime without the council even realizing and they have to scramble to make everything he says align with the corrupt government.
They basically stuff him in a penthouse and try to filter his every appearance through their lenses knowing they can’t just disappear him and the Matrix goes ballistic if they try shadow-play.
To get rid of him and appease the rising Decepticon Empire at the same time, they propose a compromise to prevent their incoming doom and as a show of goodwill offer Op as a conjunx for Megs.
Megs accepts since he doesn’t wanna seem like a warmonger but he has no idea what he’s getting into.
Or, Optimus Prime, the Decepticon lord’s betrothed is kidnapped. The Decepticons scramble to save him. Little do they know what a Prime can really do.
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- Part 1 of megop political marriage au
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- English
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- 10,781
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28 Sep 2026
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"Rule three," Kyle had warned. "Never touch the restraints, never look him in the eye, and if his pulse doesn't spike when you step inside the cell, get out."
Taeui hadn't run. Instead, he’d set down his carpetbag, poured a glass of boiled water, and asked if the monster in the cage wanted his infected wrists cleaned.
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17 Sep 2026
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Hey check out my new render, I promise it's sexy by Red Dragon (Red_Dragonn)
Fandoms: Transformers Generation One
13 Oct 2023
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Beating off was real easy. Everyone figured out at some point, usually only a couple hours after they rolled off the assembly line, that if they overclocked their hardware calculating certain kinds of math and it got complex enough to shunt some of their processes out of normal processing centers that it felt good in the same way a hardline interface did. But usually it got stale almost as fast as they figured it out in the first place, because unless they wanted the same sequence of sensations in exactly the same way every single time they tried to eke an overload out of some complicated mathematical equation, they'd have to keep looking for new things to run, and there really wasn't all that much out there worth doing.
Didn't stop Wheeljack from trying, though.
Or: Wheeljack discovers that rendering 3D models is a great way to jerk off. Events ensue.
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15 Sep 2026
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Starscream has a closely-guarded, much-loved stash of contraband onlining porn. It's not Decepticon praxis, but it's his.
Chapter 1: Starscream solo play
Chapter 2: Ghost Bee gets dragged in.- Language:
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05 Sep 2026
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rotting metal (or something similar) by lovckett
Fandoms: Transformers One (2024), Transformers - All Media Types
24 Aug 2026
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Orion, who used to be the most sure mech ever, suddenly realized that he wasn't sure of anything at all.
Deep down, where his memories and identity blurred further, he didn’t know where Optimus Prime began and Orion Pax ended, or if they were ever separate at all. Everything that happened seemed so far away now, as though it were just flux during recharge. It was almost comical that he entertained the thought that it ever happened at all.
The thought that D-16 had ever…
Orion abruptly crashed into the wall and, in an instant, pain bloomed everywhere on his left, pricking his inner circuitry and then leaving burn marks on his spark caging.
Orion is forced to confront the (literal) excruciating pain of being alive after dying to D-16.
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An introspection of what death-via-loved-one and revival into Cybertronian Jesus can do to a mech.
REWRITTEN 08/23/2026
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- Part 2 of Hurt People/Hurt People
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24 Aug 2026