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What happens when a kidnapper forgets his chloroform? Three kids make a run for it.
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Lori met her favorite customers after only three weeks of working at Sip'n Brew. Out of the three, her absolute favorite customer was the second one that she met.
(or: the discovery of two murder victims in a small town upsets an otherwise peaceful retirement.)
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- Part 2 of The Retirement Tour
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Good things came in threes.
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Success looks like a king-sized bed and only the most important future plans.
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Three threats to a peaceful home: hitmen, vehicular accidents, and old hurts.
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- Part 1 of The Retirement Tour
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Ascian!Hythlodaeus AU.
Wherein Hythlodaeus and Emet-Selch have a falling out, and there are consequences.
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As it says on the tin: a sea-faring adventure featuring pirates and mermaids (or, one mermaid in particular).
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A time travel AU to Amaurot, and the consequences thereafter.
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One Half a Whole AU by vicariously kingly (pelted)
Fandom Red Dead Redemption, Red Dead Redemption (Video Games)
04 Mar 2019
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my flat is a temple (and i am the god it was built for) by improbas
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
07 Mar 2026
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Someone keeps breaking into Tom Riddle’s flat.
Every trap he sets is dismantled with ease. Beside each one, a snarky note.
Somehow it becomes the most entertaining game Tom has played in years. And he would like to know – very badly – just who he’s playing with.
a.k.a. Undersecretary Tom is being stalked in his own home by Master of Death Harry.
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15 Aug 2026
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Harry Potter died saving everyone. But the world kept turning, and something even worse came. Death drops him off in snowy 1938 London to stop the world from burning once more.
Just one problem. He's got paws instead of thumbs.
In the garden of Wool's Orphanage, Tom Riddle's first friend is a tiny snake. Billy Stubbs kills her with a trowel. Tom takes his revenge - brilliant and vicious, but he's so desperately outnumbered that when his bullies corner him, Harry can't help but intervene. A debt Tom repays by designing a collar that can bind a Grim.
Sometimes the road to redemption is paved with ash.
— a.k.a. a dark time-travel romance following Tom's journey from boy to man, Harry's struggle between justice and mercy, and whether caring can redeem someone - or if it only makes them worse.
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10 Aug 2026
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"My murderer," Tom croons to him, Harry's pulse racing beneath his grip.
"You'll never know the irony of that," Harry rolls his eyes.Harry Potter is a time-travelling, furious mess and he is going to kill the Dark Lord. Like most of his plans, things do not work out.
Tom should not be so obsessed with his would-be murderer.- Language:
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05 Aug 2026
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There was another student here.
Tom recognized him vaguely—while transfer students were not necessarily uncommon due to the war, they were rare enough to at least make an impression. This particular transfer student was in his year, sorted into Ravenclaw after an impressively long hat stall. He looked like he might be descended from the Potter line, but he did not share the surname so his lineage was of no particular interest to Tom. Nothing about him was of particular interest to Tom, in fact, and yet here he stood, holding the book that Tom had come here to find.
It would be a good time to turn away. The Restricted Section was restricted for a reason—only books documenting extremely dangerous or extremely advanced magic were stored here.
Tom’s feet, however, suddenly felt as if they were made of lead. It wasn’t magic keeping him tied down, but something far more mysterious like curiosity or even fate. In any case, the delay was all it took for the Ravenclaw to lift his chin and meet Tom’s eyes.
This Ravenclaw, Tom realized, had eyes as blindingly green as the Killing Curse.
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28 Jun 2026
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Pressure Without Direction by aliumfungus
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
11 Jun 2026
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Rocky survived the stars. Returning home may be harder. As fear and politics close in around Humanity’s arrival on Erid, he and Grace are forced to confront what their connection truly means. In the aftermath of first contact, Rocky and Ryland Grace become the center of a growing political crisis as Erid struggles to decide whether Humanity is a promise or a threat.
1. Rating changed to reflect sexual content in chapter 5 and onward. Please take note if this concerns you.
2. chapter 14 (INTERLUDE) Two Rings of Eight is a standalone smut chapter. Read it by itself or as part of the larger story!- Language:
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Bookmarked by vicariously kingly (pelted)
31 May 2026