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we could turn the world to gold by phantomsteed
Fandoms: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (TV 2016)
30 Dec 2017
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Panto Trost has never been courted before, and Silas is nothing if not a devoted lover.
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(when i think about you) flowers grow out of my grave by phantomsteed
Fandoms: The Adventure Zone (Podcast)
15 Apr 2017
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Kravitz needs a change in his life. Taako needs a plus-one to his friends' wedding. Somehow, as a mortician and a florist caught in the bustling streets of Neverwinter, they meet in the middle.
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Perfection was impractical. Adjustment, they could manage.
Or: The five times Connie and Carla were interrupted, and the one time Carla drove the car into a ditch to give them some goddamn privacy.
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a kind of light by haysel
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
12 Jul 2021
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“He lost his memories.”
Mobei Jun paused. He glanced over at Shang Qinghua again, who was staring up at him as if he did not know him. Mobei Jun felt his chest tighten and his hands loosen. He breathed in once, as he waited for Shang Qinghua to smile at him, to say something to him, to look at him with even an ounce of affection.
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or; Shang Qinghua loses his memories and Mobei Jun goes through it.
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18 Sep 2026
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what you don't know (we do) by 1littlerabbit1
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
14 Sep 2024
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The thing is, the disciples of An Ding know that their peak operates under some very specific rules, and one of those is: we will always choose our own, first. So when someone kidnaps their shizun and leaves rather bloody proof of it to traumatize the babies, of course the Head Disciple has to step up and handle it. Shen Qingqiu would like to register a complaint with the management (though whether that's Yue Qingyuan, as the sect leader, or Shang Qinghua as the author, even he's not sure), but unfortunately neither he nor his husband get a say.
Mobei-jun would really just like to bring his man home.
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25 Aug 2026
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friends from the same hometown by kitschlet for Euphorion
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
27 Dec 2021
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“Look, this is easier!” Shizun says, making a gesture with his fan that encompasses both Ning Yingying and Luo Binghe. “With you and I, Binghe, it’s... well...” He clears his throat again. “There’s a lot to say! But you and Yingying are just friends! Simply say that and the plant will release you and go dormant.”
We’re not friends, Ning Yingying thinks, at the same time as Luo Binghe says aloud, “We’re not friends.”
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Ning Yingying gets caught in a wife plot.
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31 Jul 2026
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so you have a bad day by tagteamme
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
19 Apr 2020
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Shang Qinghua is not stupid.
It does not take a genius to know what it means when you ask a servant where your lord has left to and they readily supply the name of an exclusive brothel in between the two realms. Especially when it's after your utterly disastrous first time together.
So he goes away for a bit to clear his head. And promptly gets kidnapped.
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20 Jul 2026
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“I want something to happen,” Skinner says.
“What sort of thing?”
“I want to get you off.”
“I think that would be lovely,” Dalish says, a sweetly kind of breathlessness making hitches in her voice.
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- Part 1 of Dinner Time
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05 Jul 2026