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always carry a switchblade and ibuprofen by sarosficial
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
08 Jan 2026
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“And get this.” Tighnari leans forward conspiratorially. “Durin apparently wanted Hat Guy to show him around the Akademiya. He initially said no, but then Durin pouted and he agreed.”
Kaveh’s jaw drops, gasping with all the dramatics that this situation requires. Alhaitham’s eyebrows even raise slightly, almost like he’s impressed. “What?” Kaveh whispers. “This is the same guy who once told a toddler sobbing in the street to get a hold of himself, yes?”
“Precisely.” Really, Tighnari doesn’t consider himself one prone to gossip. He’s more so… intrigued. Have they known each other for a long time? If so, why haven’t they ever heard of or seen him until now? And how would they know each other?
There's a new dragon in town, and he somehow has the ability to befriend Hat Guy of all people. Tighnari, Cyno, Alhaitham, and Kaveh (who have all known Hat Guy for much longer, thank you) are determined to solve the mystery.
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Lover of the Emperor, Enemy of the State by equinoctial
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
27 Oct 2022
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Many have flocked to Liyue to try their hand at conquering Rex Lapis’ Path of Indomitable Jade, rumoured to be relentless in its challenge but bountiful in its reward. Unsurprisingly, Ajax’s one track mind honed in on the word challenge and ran all the way to Celestia with it.
No one told him it was a bygone tradition that vied for the emperor’s hand in marriage, not until much later, when Liyue was already decked to the nines in preparation for the coronation of the emperor’s beloved consort– an Ajax-shaped consort.
(In which a bored Childe thinks he’s scaling up mountains to fight adepti and gain bountiful gifts for his nation and all that jazz, but he actually ends up wooing one of them and fighting favour from the rest and-- uh, wait, what do you mean the eccentric rock enthusiast is the emperor--)
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30 Aug 2026
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That’s got to be the weirdest looking dog Ajax has ever seen in his life.
At least, Ajax thinks it’s a dog. It’s got scraggly little ginger tufts of fur around the neck and a strip of wild fur running down the spine like a mohawk, ending in more bushy, fluffy fur bits sprouted at the end of the tail. There are also some sort of strange protrusions from its head, like antlers, or maybe tumours? Fuck if Ajax knows, he’s not a medical professional.
But even with his lack of medical knowledge, he knows the dog-thing is in bad shape; it’s so covered in dirt and blood that Ajax can’t even tell what colour it is beneath all that grime.
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In which Ajax finds, what he calls in his mind, a "Dog-Lizard", on his random walk around the city and accidentally becomes a pet parent without realizing he's adopted a god.
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27 Jul 2026
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I mean, come in, I guess by yamadadzawa (crownandtemple)
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
23 Nov 2021
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verse where mamaguro lives and Toji stays and they're all really soft for each other and their kid. Now if only people stopped trying to wiggle their way into Toji's grinch sized heart...
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04 Mar 2026
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how to speedrun a marriage any% — a guide by malleus draconia by AngelMyst for MissTea (Mysterioustea)
Fandoms: Twisted-Wonderland (Video Game)
31 Dec 2025
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Malleus knows that people only turn red or pink in certain situations. Malleus turns red when he cries and when he’s embarrassed, but he also knows that other people turn red when they have crushes.
Now, Malleus knows that his parents have crushes on each other. Of course they do; they’re married. But why would Lilia be red? Unless…
As his parents exchange farewells with Lilia, Malleus comes to a shocking conclusion—Mother, Father, and Lilia all have crushes on each other. There’s only one solution to this: they all need to get married.
(or: 5-year-old clocks his parents' situationship with their best friend, and decides to speed things up. drastically.)
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- Part 19 of estel’s twst fics🪞
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