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Ilya gets a haircut, Shane has a mild reaction to it.
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Ilya: new season, new bets
Shane: new season, no bets
Ilya: oh come on, it makes you play better, admit it
Ilya: you win a whole ass stanley cup every time I put a fire under your ass
Shane: you know that means you lose the bets, right? what’s in it for you?
Ilya: 😈
Shane: fine
Ilya: first face off: loser wears other’s jersey
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Ilya walks in and waves generously to the audience as he joins Shane at the podium. He seems much more composed than Shane, greeting him with a smile and a hand on Shane’s mid back. It falls into place easily. Warmth travels between them.
The flashing cameras flood the room for a moment.
Shane shoots Janie an unhappy look. To which she shrugs her shoulders, communicating something along the lines of, ‘above my pay grade’, and retreats to the corner of the room.
It is not standard procedure to haul both team captains to the media at the same time, but go figure. The league never misses an opportunity to profit off the spectacle that is their relationship.
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Before Shane and Rose get a chance to have that dinner alone, Boston and Montreal play against each other once more. Ilya’s body is flooded with ugly jealous energy. He misses Shane, he wants Shane, he’s upset with Shane. In a moment he will live to regret forever, he flies across the ice a little too fast and collides with Shane a little too hard. The sight of Shane’s body collapsing drains his soul.
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The coffee shop meet-cute drabble you need to snack on today.
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He has been blindfolded for so long, the darkness behind his eyelids begins to take colour. It shifts, expands, explodes. The more he tries to entertain himself with the constellations he sees, the more they transform.
Hollanov Kink Week Day 7: Temperature play
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Ilya looks around. “Where is lover boy?”
“He’s not… we’re not…”
Ilya’s head tilts, not in curiosity per se, more like amusement.
Shane closes his eyes, takes a deep breath, and reveals, “We broke up.”
Hollanov Kink Week Day 4: Compatible
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When Yuna first utters the exact words -your sex tape has been leaked- something settles in Shane’s core.
He continues to breathe as Ilya responds to her in disbelief. The phrases -not possible- and -locked safe- bounce off Shane’s ears as he blinks slowly. He directs his attention internally instead of joining the chaos, waiting for the inevitable symptoms.
The chill that will rush through his limbs.
The pool ball that will settle in the depths of his throat.
Hollanov Kink Week Day 3: Exhibitionism
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“Do you want to talk about it this time?”
Ilya shakes his head and grumbles. “No, I will be fine soon. Want you.”
“Okay.”
Ilya pulls his head back and finds Shane’s eyes. “Okay?”
“Yep. You can have me.”
“What? No fake resistance? No convincing?”
Hollanov Kink Week Day 2: Restraint
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“So, you’re basically a sex expert, right?”
Ilya’s spoon stops half way to his mouth.
“I mean, not academically. But based on experience. You’ve had so much sex, it must be considered an expertise.”
“Hollander, is seven in morning. Please, make more sense.”
“I think I need your help with sex.”
Hollanov Kink Week Day 1: Consent play
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I see you typing
You can’t sleep either?
No, not enough Shanes in my arms
Two weeks of spooning has ruined meSame
I have pillows on either side of me
Still doesn’t feel like enoughOn their first night apart after the cottage trip, Ilya and Shane both find themselves struggling to sleep. They replicate the tried and true bedtime activities that are sure to help.
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David and Patrick have known each other for decades. They’ve been strangers, enemies, acquaintances, friends… you name it. Not even particularly in that order. They have been attending A Schitty Rose Camp since before David can even remember. So, it makes sense that after all these years together, Patrick would enjoy spending his time with David.
It’s just… David has a feeling that’s not exactly what he’s admitting here. There’s something between the lines that he has to decipher.
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A single elevator provides 24/7 service to the long term residents of 4856 Schitt’s Ave. From students to self made entrepreneurs; couples to folks who are single and certainly do mingle; the cheeriest souls to the most sinister of jokesters. The building prides itself on its diversity and inclusion. The only thing every resident has in common is that they’re very happy to live here. One day, however, that ceases to be the case when an unfamiliar family moves into the single penthouse on the tenth floor.
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Canon compliant up to and diverges from Episode: s01e01 Our Cup Runneth Over
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A very much enjoyable family cookout has David and Patrick loosing track of time. Instead of driving home after midnight, they decide to take Marcy up on her offer for them to sleep over in Patrick's old room. Everything is fine, until it's actually time for bedtime and David is left to face his regular insomnia in a strange room.
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“I, uh, might have fallen off a cliff. Again.”
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- Part 3 of Small moments that count
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The day Rachel turns fourteen years old is the happiest day of Patrick's life. Go figure, then, that the day Patrick turns fourteen years old is the worst day of Patrick's life.
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The spitting image of David shoves the covers off of himself and jumps out of bed, mirroring David’s stance and keeping the bed between them.
“What are you? A burglar? A demon?” David gasps, fear overtaking him. “Are you my ghost? Have I died?”
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From the first day David registers for a business license to run his new store, Patrick is with him every step of the way. He ensures all paperwork is filed accurately and successfully. He tracks and updates vendor lists as the store's target audience grows. And most importantly, he takes care of David when he starts working himself into exhaustion. Oh the trope, you ask? Well, Patrick isn't exactly human... he's... a computer.
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Canon compliant up to and diverges from Episode: s03e08 Motel Review -
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“There was a point to this tangent, I’m sure of it,” Patrick huffs out a charming laugh-smirk combination to the audience to give the appearance that his mind isn't spiralling.
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- Part 2 of Small moments that count
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“You know, one would think you’d never seen someone play the piano before.”
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- Part 1 of Small moments that count