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Merlin does not want to invite the Prime Minister's son onto his show, even if he is an environmental scientist. Arthur does not want to admit that he has a crush on the star of Merlin's Castle, the most popular children's show in the nation.
In which Merlin is Mr. Rogers, there is a bouquet of finger puppets, Freya and Gwaine hooked up years ago and neither of them wants to talk about it, and eventually everything turns out okay.
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21 Oct 2025
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Arthur needs a date for Gwen's wedding. The rest is history.
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22 Jul 2026
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Somewhere in the back of Arthur's brain, a voice was screaming about a distinct flaw in his logic, but that didn't stop him from yanking the door open and saying to a startled-looking Merlin:
“Buy me.”
AKA the bachelor auction AU nobody asked for.
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22 Jul 2026
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A modern AU with Merlin and Arthur being oblivious, as usual.
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21 Jul 2026
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Merlin is the idiot that serves Arthur his coffee every morning. One day, he gives Arthur a note that says:
Hey, if you're not gay, my friend thinks you're cute. Here's her number: 02076 553421
(And if you are gay, here's mine: 02083 213478)
And Arthur is very heterosexual about the whole thing.
Or,
Merlin slips Arthur his number, and Arthur has a whole gay panic over it.Bookmarked by pineconeproblem
23 May 2026