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the burger king sign still flickers at the end of the world by polyesterdreams
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP
06 Feb 2026
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old crack-treated-seriously au me and my friend wrote AGES ago. more to come
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Beef unknowingly starts the apocalypse, and the hermits do what they can to survive as the world ends around them.
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hi these are just rlly short snippets i wrote several years ago about grian's season 6 entrance to hermitcraft.. feat. my favorite watcher trio (whos lore exists only in my own head)
these are unfinished writing samples!!!
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There Goes My Favorite Pair of Shoes by Amena3261, polyesterdreams
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP
25 Oct 2022
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“Look on the brightside, Jevin! At least there are no mobs,” the blond muttered to himself, refusing to acknowledge how creeped out he felt. He ignored the squelching sound of his footsteps in the mud that seemed much louder now that he was, apparently, the only entity for miles.
Maybe he should be grateful for the lack of mobs. If he were to be killed now there was no way he’d find his items before they despawn.
Maybe, just maybe, Jevin was utterly and hopelessly lost.
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Or, Jevin's adventure in the swamp!Series
- Part 1 of yeah its a god au
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Etho walks through the snow fort, and everything is wrong.
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there is a player in cleo's house, and she wants him to leave by polyesterdreams
Fandoms: Hermitcraft RPF
09 Feb 2022
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There was a man in Cleo’s house.
Normally that wouldn’t be strange; a majority of zombies tend to live in hordes with a “what’s mine is yours” mentality. Often she’ll come home to find one of her kind- her family- passed out on the couch, or rifling through her chests for food, or simply taking shelter from the sun.
“Get out of my house?”
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heya :) first fic, also first thing ive written in a long time (uhoh). im bad at dialogue and joe is extremely out of character lol
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almost exactly what you'd expect for a god au
updates may be slow, patience is appreciated!
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the spaceman says everybody look down (its all in your mind) by ellemzee
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types
07 Sep 2026
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“I’ve always wanted to be abducted by aliens,” Grace says, five or six beers deep, and Rocky chokes.
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Grace admits a particular fantasy to his neighbor, who happens to be in the perfect position to fulfill it.Bookmarked by polyesterdreams
18 Sep 2026
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Bookmarked by polyesterdreams
06 Sep 2026
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Clearly Arthur agrees, because he frowns in confusion. "I know that we don't speak about it often, but it can't be that shocking."
Elyan frowns. "Don't talk about it often? This entire kingdom does nothing but talk about it. Your father had it outlawed, Arthur."
What?
"Had it outlawed? Really?" Percival asks, and Leon's expression surely mirrors Arthur and Percival's. "I knew it was frowned upon, but I didn't think it was outlawed."
There's a beat of silence, where everyone is looking very confusedly at one another, and Leon is beginning to think that they're not all having the same conversation.
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Or, in which Arthur tries to stage an intervention for Merlin, but the Knights can't figure out whether the intervention is about Merlin's magic or his sexuality.
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Inspired by a Tumblr post by bamboozledcorvid (see beginning notes)
Title from Do I Wanna Know by Arctic MonkeysSeries
- Part 1 of Secrets
Bookmarked by polyesterdreams
28 Aug 2026
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Worf's built for the steady adrenaline drip of conflict. There’s a kind of calmness that comes with the certainty of a firefight. All war, no peace. It’s the quiet moments that get him sweating.
riker, worf, and a collection of touches.
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Bookmarked by polyesterdreams
27 Aug 2026
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“Truth spell,” Merlin said. “The sorcerer from earlier, the one in the woods. The dust he threw over us.”
“You should go tell the others,” Arthur said.
“I can’t.”
“Why not?”
“I’m under the spell too.”
Arthur raised an eyebrow. “And you’re in the habit of lying?”
“Yes,” Merlin said helplessly.
Bookmarked by polyesterdreams
25 Aug 2026

