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    I've been collecting various longshots and oneshots in a folder for the past two years, and I'm finally cleaning them up and posting them. I might extend any that are popular, but for the moment each fic in the series is stand alone.

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    One Portamis drabble for every episode of Season 1. I didn't like S2, so discontinued the series.

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    “Yeah, sensei, do we pass?” Sasuke dangled the bells from the tip of his finger, a smug grin on his face. He was a bastard, Kakashi decided.

    Actually, all of them were. Little shit bastards. Feral goblins. Hellspawn. If it wasn’t Sakura literally changing the landscape of the field underneath Kakashi’s feet, it was Sasuke swinging a sword crackling with lightning, both of them subtly herding him towards Naruto’s hundred shadow-clones, all of which were so fast he could barely track them even with the sharingan.

    Kakashi was starting to think his team definitely didn’t have the same problems as the others.

     

    ***5 times Team 7 confused/terrified the shit out of everyone +1 time they explained why (ft. Time Traveling Team 7)***

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    27 Oct 2026

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    Reincarnating as Severus Snape was not part of the plan.

    Neither was discovering that she was now a young girl once again, attending Hogwarts during the First Wizarding War, surrounded by future Death Eaters, future victims, and Sirius Black's aggressively moisturized face.

    She has three goals: survive, become powerful, and avoid getting involved in canon.

    Unfortunately, being exceptionally good at Potions, possessing suspiciously useful knowledge of the future, and having the emotional availability of a brick apparently makes people think she's some sort of enlightened prophet.

    She doesn't have followers.

    She has friends.

    Friends who bring offerings.

    Friends who take notes when she talks.

    Friends who have started calling her Master.

    ...Oh, for fuck's sake.

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    26 Oct 2026

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    Right. Waking up as a female Sasuke after the massacre, Aiko, now with some new memories of things to come, understands one thing.

    She is screwed.

    Not only does she need to get ready for a moon goddess, kill an eye fetishist, dodge a pedophile snake, and possibly drag her stupid, dying older brother home, kicking and screaming, she needs to figure out her own mess of whether or not she’s actually Aiko or just a body snatcher. And possibly, quite literally, use her own Will of Fire to BURN IT ALL DOWN.

    A take on the Uchiha Massacre aftermath, from the perspective of an oc-insert.

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    25 Oct 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Ch 93

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    Tyrion took his crofter's daughter and fled across the sea during Robert’s Rebellion. When the Iron Throne sends a party of Inquiry for their debt, Magister Tyrion Lannister is forced to contemplate his place in the world. Tysha Lannister simply wishes to love her noble Lion and her babe in peace. Young Joanna Lannister only wants to know a family long hidden from her.

    Or a former Chosen who was once named Primrose Potter, accidentally saves the Seven Kingdoms from itself.

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    24 Oct 2026

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    Ch 38

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    Haruno Sakura grows up with her own name in her textbooks. Granted it’s not actually her name--she shares it with another, but the woman she shares it with is Uchiha Sakura, and that’s exactly the name she’s been doodling in her notebooks.

    aka, the one where Madara is absolutely infatuated with Sakura, and so is everyone else

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    16 Oct 2026