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    In the interest of providing Severus Snape additional strength to withstand Voldemort's Legilimency, Remus Lupin is recruited to participate in a utilitarian marriage bond with him. Remus's distraction during the ceremony leads to an unexpected side effect of the bond.

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    “That’s it?” Remus said, somewhat incredulously, as the light faded away. He’d expected more, somehow.

    Severus nodded, lifting his hand to study the ring on his finger. “Congratulations, against all expectations, you succeeded in participating in the simplest of rituals.”

    Remus felt a twinge of annoyance at his words, but it was overlaid confusingly with a sense of satisfaction. He frowned, trying to puzzle out why he would feel satisfied at Severus’s insult.

    An expression of concern crossed Severus’s face, and he lowered his hand. He looked at Remus, his brows drawn together. Then his eyes widened, and surprise flooded Remus. It quickly turned to shocked anger.

    “Albus, we may have a problem,” Severus growled.

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    Vincent Benítez has far more radical thoughts about priestly chastity than Thomas Lawrence had expected.

    Or: Ah, fuck you calling me Holy Father like it doesn’t turn you on just to say it.

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    "Look, if they catch me," Bucky muttered, "they're either going to kill me or they're going to put me in a box with a little window and—Steve, I can't."

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    17 Jul 2026

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    [“You don’t have to be a dick about it, man,” he says, tucking his hands into his armpits.

    “Be a dick about what, you twat,” Roy fires back. “You’re taking the fucking piss.”

    “I’m not!” Jamie half-shouts, indignant. “I’m trying to propose, you shrivelled arsehole!”]

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    15 Jul 2026

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    The energy of the room shifts suddenly as Jamie’s eyes widen. It’s as though he’s just waking up, looking around quickly to get his bearings straight- as if he doesn’t remember coming to Roy’s house at all. Maybe he doesn’t. When his startled expression finally lands on Roy just off to the side, Jamie’s eyebrows raise even though his shoulders relax. He looks down at the bath again.

    “What’s this?” Jamie asks as he combs a hand through the beer head of bubbles on top of the water.

    “A bubble bath,” Roy says gruffly. He stares straight forward at the open-faced cabinet in front of him that has piles of fresh black towels on each shelf.

    A pause. “You put me in a bubble bath?”

    or the one where roy and jamie have a run in with tarrt senior and roy has no idea what he's doing even though he's trying really hard

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    14 Jul 2026