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Maybe I’m The Devil’s Spawn by purposelydaft
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
02 Sep 2026
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Aunt Petunia always said that Harry was a freak and the Devil’s spawn. Well, now he believes it.
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The Fabric Feud by purposelydaft
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them (Movies)
01 Sep 2026
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Oh no, not again. Why does this kind of thing has to happen to him again and again? OF COURSE he would time travel. Not only time travel but to 1930s. Oh there’s Grindelwald and…. wait, is that itsy bitsy Tom Riddle? Oh, gotta adopt!
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Honorary Orcling by purposelydaft
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, the lord of the rings
13 Jul 2026
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There are plenty of stories of Harry among the elves, among the dwarves of the man of Arda, but do we have one of him among the orcs? I don’t think so.
After being transported to Middle Earth Harry stumbles across an Orc. Not that he knows what this new creature is.
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I have no idea why I wrote what I wrote but it seemed funny at the time. Blame twitter.
This is a story of how the Spare Heir Black met Dolores Umbridge, his first love.
Fo not take it seriously.
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There is one muggle resident down Knockturn Alley and everyone knows who he is.
This is just something I tweeted the other day. Than I realised it could turn into some small chapters about knockturn and werewolves. And why not insert Harry Potter into it? So here we are.
The first chapter is about Old Turner, but the rest is about Harry and other creatures.
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Alastor tries to fix his broken staff but the restoration spell backfires adorably.
Now the Hazbin Hotel is on lockdown, his shadow magic is unstable, and the last thing the Radio Demon wants is adult supervision!
Unfortunately for Alastor, pride is a lot harder to maintain when you’re small enough to be carried by your greatest rival and kidnapped by your comically incompetent arch nemesis.
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Ever since Lucifer came to the somewhat horrifying realization that Alastor hasn’t slept in only God knows how long he has been trying (and failing) to fix that.
He doesn’t know why Alastor seems to resist the allure of a good night sleep with every fiber of his being, but he does know that if he doesn’t get some actual rest soon his prickly cactus is going to hurt himself. Unfortunately, every attempt to figure out why Alastor is so sleep avoidant has been met with an increasingly unhappy Radio Demon which has now resulted in an embargo on all discussions about sleep and a threat of being ban from the kitchen (and cut off from his only supply of decent -- and magically imbued — teas in Hell).
But Lucifer is nothing if not persistent and even if he has to deal with hoards of Sinners, the machinations of irritating Overlords, Charlies sudden bizarre obsession with media management, and Alastor’s own stubbornness he is going to find a way to get his Sweetpea a good nights sleep.
Even if it takes some drastic measures.
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18 Sep 2026
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prickly cactus alastor
hotel sentiente
vox visitando
teve festa no dia anterior e o hotel n deixa arrumar
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Following his fall from the top, Vox has been stuck in Vee Tower with nothing but spreadsheets and arguing with his partners to keep him stimulated. Lacking power, notoriety, and a body, Vox jumps at the first opportunity to better his fortunes, even if it comes from the very demon who took it all away.
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I am terrible with summaries (always have been), so please bear with me!
Lucifer and Alastor hate each other. Everyone can see it from their first battle of wits. They leave one another frazzled and frenzied, and ultimately, confused about these strangely baser urges they bring out in one another. It doesn't take long for their feelings of hatred to transpire into desire. But, sex is so rarely JUST sex, even in Hell, and these two find themselves in a complicated entanglement between hatred and love. Top that with the additional stress from past trauma and future battles, and you've got a recipe for disaster, but hopefully a good one.
Tags are gonna be the best reflection of the story, and they will be updated as the story progresses.
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In the human world, King of Hell, Lucifer Morningstar comes up to check on his future subjects. He finds himself enraptured by the way Alastor kills, and in order to keep a closer eye, transforms into a snake. He follows Alastor and eventually the future sinner notices his slithery presence, and in his typical strange and creepy fashion, can't help but to find the creature absolutely adorable. Thanks to that, Lucifer gets to see a softer side to Alastor that he doesn't want to let go of, becoming an addition to Alastor's home. Just a small white snake enjoying a cozy life at the other's side, until one day Alastor’s attempt at sweet affection to the little noodle leads him to overwhelm Lucifer and realize his scaled confidant was actually Hell's King all along.
Many comedic pet owner moments plus one sided romantic ones with Lucifer falling more and more for Alastor as time goes on. And, eventually, a mutual romance
Tags will be updated as the story progresses!Rated explicit for scenes in later chapters