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“I cannot talk about this anymore,” Ilya says. Hiccups. “Unless you have read somewhere there’s a magical sex position that cures hiccups, I—”
Shane makes an interesting sound. Ilya’s head snaps up. Shane is making intense eye contact with the wall next to them, and he’s pink - pinker than he would usually be from being pressed against a door and kissed. And, crucially, he’s gone rock hard against Ilya’s thigh. Ilya is fucking delighted.
“Hollander,” he says. Thrilled. “There is a sex position that cures hiccups?”
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Ilya Rozanov gets fingered.
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of a certain age by gurlsrool
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
21 Mar 2026
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“Wait, I could totally see that,” Connors says. “She wears reading glasses and he’s, like, obsessed with them. Sometimes on the road, he calls her from the bathroom and I hear him begging her to put them on.”
“The glasses! I heard that too.” Shit, it must be a fetish, right? She doesn’t just happen to be old. Rozy likes that she’s old.
Or: Cliff figures out why Ilya’s keeping his Montreal girl a secret. She’s not a girl at all...she's an elderly woman. Or maybe an elderly man?
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06 Jul 2026
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I love it whenever Cliff earnestly comes to a super wrong conclusion about what's going on with Shane and Ilya, everytime I come across it in fic I eat it up. He's trying so hard to be a supportive bro. He's a little confused but he's got the spirit.
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Ilya tests the limits of domestic bliss.
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black dog by delagauchetiere
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
18 Apr 2026
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Ilya is not going to steal Shane Hollander's dog. That would be illegal. And wrong. And someone would probably find out and make Ilya give him back.
So. Not stealing.
But there is nothing wrong with giving Chernysh all the pats and treats that he deserves, is there?
Nothing wrong with encouraging Chernysh to spend more and more time at Ilya's house until he doesn't even remember who Hollander is.
Because Hollander is stupid and boring and does not deserve a dog as good as Chernysh. No, he doesn't, does he? Because Chernysh is the best boy in the whole world, yes he is.
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Shane Hollander, first-round draft pick of 2009, captain of the legendary Montreal Metros, is twenty-seven years old and has never won the Stanley Cup; it's starting to seem like maybe he never will. It's time Shane started thinking about a second act that will change his post-retirement narrative and give him the one thing he can't bring himself to contemplate: a life without hockey.
Enter ABC's The Bachelor. Shane's mom and his agent seem to think this reality show might be the ticket for him to reinvent himself in the public eye. All he needs to do is be charismatic, flirtatious, and witty... in front of a camera... and thirty girls desperate enough to overlook the fact that Shane himself couldn't be less interested in marrying any of them.
Thank goodness for producer Ilya Rozanov, who's taken a weirdly personal interest in helping Shane out with all of this...
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16 May 2026
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Incredible concept, felt so true to character even within a very different setting, ❤️🔥 and devastating at the same time. Triumphant ending!