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    Shane: Mom.

    Shane: Are you aware that dad has unfettered internet access and is posting how to videos on YouTube calling himself Daddy David?

    Mom: Honey, it's fine. It's not that big of a deal.

    Shane: That might be the most insane thing you've ever said.

    Shane: And I have heard you threaten multiple coaches of mine with bodily harm.

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    12 Sep 2026

  2. Rec 6

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    As annoying as it is, bringing John in lieu of Jennifer on the first inaugural Miller McKay Disneyland Trip is a no-brainer.

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    11 Sep 2026

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    “Holy shit, Eddie. You weren’t kidding. You have a hot husband,” is the first thing Greta says 30 seconds into Eddie pretending he’s not freaking the fuck out about pretending Buck is his husband at his barber’s lesbian wedding.

    He kind of feels like he’s going to puke. This was a bad idea. This was a terrible idea.

     

    Or, a classic case of fake dating a wedding.

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    07 Sep 2026

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    Buck is living in a house that's not his, sleeping next to a man that's not his, raising kids that aren't his, and everyone he used to date just has to keep showing up to tell him how happy they are for him.

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    Eddie buys a house. Buck and Theo move in. Everyone jumps to conclusions.

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    07 Sep 2026

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    Eddie frowns at her through the rearview mirror. “What do you need to be distracted from?” The traffic in front of them is inching forward and Eddie’s car rolls ahead slowly.

    Gwen lets out a long, slightly shaky breath. “The fact that I just spent a week with my homophobic family and now I’m going to go home and tell my best friend I’m in love with her.”

    Eddie stops a little too suddenly, enough that Gwen’s seatbelt tightens and stops her from flopping forward. “Ah.”

    (or, Gwen just needed a ride to the airport. She didn’t mean to trigger a sexuality crisis in her Uber driver. Oops. )

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    24 Aug 2026