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  1. Public Bookmark 22

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    Aziraphale, a London bookshop owner, travels to Venice for a month-long apprenticeship to train in the delicious art of making tiramisu and eventually open a franchise back in London. To his great surprise, he learns that he has competition, and his rival, Crowley, is apparently not above sabotaging Aziraphale's own work to get ahead. (That the man is also gorgeous and possibly flirting with Aziraphale is, of course, completely irrelevant.)

    Well, if Crowley wants war, Aziraphale is going to give him war. Let the best man win? Make it "let the last man standing win"! And let's hope that the tiramisu shop survives the escalating prank war...

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    04 Sep 2026

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    28 Aug 2026

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    It's an odd thing, getting on after the End of the World. Crowley takes to sea-watching.

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    16 Jul 2026

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    “Teach me how you like it, Dr. Grace." Simon's breath on his neck was warm and wet and intoxicating. His vision blackened.
    He'd never felt like this before.
    The next words from Simon's mouth nearly caused him to choke on the saliva pooling in his mouth.
    "I’d love to learn a thing or two from you.”

    Simon is Ryland Grace's demisexual awakening. They're being real freaky about it, too.


    Based on and inspired by this gorgeous art by ollicrillix.

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    12 Jul 2026

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    Surviving in the wilderness really isn't all it's cracked up to be.

    After being gone for a year, John Dory returns to the Troll Tree to find it completely empty. Save for one troll: His baby brother, Branch. Thinking the trolls and the rest of his family dead, he sets off once again to the Neverglade Trail, this time, with his baby brother in tow. Fueled by fear, guilt, and voices from the past he just can't seem to escape, he wonders if he made the right decision.

    But he promised his brother he would never leave him again. So he wouldn't.

    Besides, he was never known for his great decisions anyways.

    (Based on the song "Great Decisions" by Judah & the Lion)

    ...

    Or... I needed to write more John Dory and Branch ANGST, so here's my rewrite of canon, where John Dory goes back and raises Branch out in the wilderness, and other subsequent shenanigans. Let's see how this goes, shall we?

    Chpt 1-27: The Wilderness
    Chpt 28-55: Pop Village
    Chpt 56-75: Trolls
    Chpt 76-85: The JD Depression Arc (Trolls Epilogue)
    Chpt 86-102: TWT
    Chpt 103-113: The JD Band-Aid Arc (TWT Epilogue)
    Chpt 114-?: TBT
    Chpt ?: The Final Arc
    Chpt ?: Epilogue

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    07 Jul 2026