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Desmond Miles was supposed to die. Instead, he woke up hundreds of years in the past, helpless and alone. How was he supposed to know that the Altaïr he saw wasn’t a hallucination?
Or: Altaïr found a random kid in distress and decided that it was his kid, no take backs. Eventually Ezio shows up to co-parent.
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- Part 1 of peregrinations
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in which john granby attempts to give the shovel talk to one tenzing tharkay by ratdesk for Mirshroom
Fandoms: Temeraire - Naomi Novik
24 Feb 2026
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Granby hears that Laurence and Tharkay are going to be "retiring to the countryside together" and tries to give the shovel talk to Tharkay. This does not go according to plan.
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all thieves and lovers by DragonflyxParodies
Fandoms: Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010), Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, House of the Dragon (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms, A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin
23 Aug 2026
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They call him Aegon Targaryen and give him a dragon, a mother, and a sister. Jason's died for less.
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- Part 2 of Rebirth
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20 Sep 2026
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if you can't buy your monsters, homegrown is fine by DragonflyxParodies
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms, A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, Game of Thrones (TV)
27 Jun 2024
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Ned speaks the sacred words of House Bolton, and tells the boy of what his bastard brother would have done. Tells the boy of the wars to come, and that he has sought House Bolton’s aid in the coming conflict. Tells the boy what he and his father have plotted, to ensure that future never comes to pass.
(In which Eddard Stark receives a vision, and promptly yeets his backyard sociopath at the political nightmare that is King's Landing so he can deal with magic zombies in peace. This mostly works, except where it doesn't.)
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20 Sep 2026
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Like Souls by destinies
Fandoms: House of the Dragon (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms
07 Oct 2022
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At sixteen, Daemon Targaryen steals his infant soulmate.
Four years later, his cousin seeks him out in Pentos.
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- Part 1 of samesoul
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15 Sep 2026
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The Paramour by destinies
Fandoms: House of the Dragon (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms
14 Nov 2022
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It’s an old story: girl meets prince; prince raises girl high above her station; girl walks free of collars and chains for the rest of her days.
Mysaria is not a girl of stories and songs, which is for the best. None of those waifs had to contend with the prince's jealous, eleven-year-old soulmate.
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- Part 3 of samesoul
Bookmarked by ratdesk
15 Sep 2026
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fool's gold by mayfriend (orphan_account)
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin
11 Jun 2017
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They have no crowns, no purses, no contacts – mother watches the boat with the Baratheon stag sail away, right over the horizon. Myrcella doesn’t try and get her to move, even when the fish-sellers and sailors keep on stepping on her heels and squeezing round her sides. But she doesn’t look herself – she can’t.
She had been a Baratheon, once.
Bookmarked by ratdesk
15 Sep 2026