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    [A video starts with the script 'My husband BEFORE & AFTER seeing me- A study by Ilya Hollander.' Shortly after the words disappear, Shane Hollander rounds a corner pulling a carry-on suitcase behind him as he walks out of an airport security post. His face is serious, his mouth in a thin line as he looks around, his eyes searching the crowd. When they land on Ilya Rozanov, his entire face softens, and he smiles, his pace picking up as he now walks determinedly towards his husband. When he reaches Ilya, he leans up to kiss him.]

    Shane: Sorry, they had to re-scan my bag. I thought for sure they'd found the dild—

    [He breaks off, noticing Ilya's phone pointing at him for the first time as he narrows his eyes at Ilya, but his smile doesn't change.]

    Shane: Are you recording me?

    Ilya: Yes.

    [Shane rolls his eyes, but doesn't protest, wrapping an arm around Ilya's waist as they begin to walk.]

    Shane: Come on. There's only two hours til our flight leaves, and I want to make sure we get a good seat at the gate.

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    10 Aug 2026

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    “Well, I guess you got what you wanted from me already,” Hollander continued. “Whatever. Fuck you.”

    “Wait, no, Hollander.” Ilya turned, throwing an arm into Hollander’s path. “That’s not—”

    “No, it’s fine. Stupid of me to expect anything else.” Hollander shook his head, gaze downcast, the barest hint of angry pink tinging his freckled cheeks. “Thanks for making it good, at least.”

    It. His first time.

    Ilya was the worst sort of asshole.

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    In Sochi, Shane isn’t shy about calling out Ilya for ghosting after getting what he wanted. Once they’re safely away from Russia, Ilya forces himself to be honest with Shane about what that first time meant.

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    07 Aug 2026

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    “Well, no,” Barry says, “But he also doesn’t call his house ‘The Fortress of Solitude’.”

    “I do not live in the Fortress,” Clark reiterates for what feels like the umpteenth time.

    or, Clark's friend know that being Superman isn't his full-time job, right? Right?

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    07 Aug 2026

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    In the middle of some quest or another, Merlin, Arthur and the knights find themselves stuck in the middle of a shrine being told that, if they wish to proceed unharmed, they need only speak their true names and titles. Straight-forward enough, right?

    Wrong. Merlin really hates the Old Religion sometimes.

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    07 Aug 2026

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    As it turns out, ancient Kryptonian technology takes true names a lot more seriously than expected.

    (or, the one where the Justice League and a few unlucky members of the Batfamily are held hostage in the Watchtower by Kryptonian technology until they divulge their true names, titles, and identities. all of them. yes, even that one)

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