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Lily texts the wrong number. Narcissa can't stop replying.
or, the Lily/Narcissa text fic we have ALL been waiting for!
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Narcissa Black does not have crushes. They just don’t happen to her. That is, until she meets Lily Evans. /// or: the one where lily and narcissa meet at a party, get off to a rocky start, but eventually work through their problems and FALL IN LOVE!
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“Waited for you, didn’t I?”
In 1971, two boys meet in a children’s home just outside London. Three years later, they find each other again at a boarding school in northern England. Four years after that, Britain is at a breaking point, under the rise of far-right politician Tom Riddle and his growing movement, and they're thrown into the middle of it.
Stolen cigarettes, pirate radio stations, recklessness, first loves, underground newspapers, the Yorkshire Dales, protests, punk, poetry, and rock and roll.
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A coming-of-age muggle AU retelling of the Marauders’ story, reimagined against 1970s–90s Britain heavily inspired by a time of real-world political unrest.
Wolfstar-centric.
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17 Oct 2026
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“I don’t get it,” Sirius says truthfully. “Remus is such a nice person, why does everyone pretend like he’s some kind of wicked stepmother?”
James laughs joyfully and winks at Sirius. “Are we even talking about the same person?” He holds out his hand above his head. “Big guy, about this tall, curly hair? Temper like a sleeping dragon? Smart, but a bit full of himself? Can kill you with his eyes?”
Sirius raises his eyebrows and laughs as well. “No, I don’t think we are talking about the same person at all.”
A love story about healing, new beginnings and growing up. Academia! Romance! Shared cigarettes, cute cats, lots of coffee and the most amorous business trip you have ever seen.
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09 Oct 2026
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Remus Lupin and the Problem Vampire by cherryschapters
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
30 Apr 2026
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Sirius Black is immortal. He was born in the year 1700 in rural France. He does not age. He drinks blood to survive. But he is NOT a vampire, he simply doesn’t like it when people throw garlic at him. The year is 2002 and Remus Lupin is not into him, not at all. Until very suddenly he finds that he really, really is. It would have been a lot easier if he’d just left him alone when he’d asked.
Or - my vampire crack fic.. Or - my favourite thing I’ve ever written- Language:
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08 Oct 2026
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One spell gets Sirius expelled from Durmstrang. Another earns him a best mate. The third makes him notice Remus Lupin, and seven others are what it takes to win his heart.
Or: a 10 Things I Hate About You AU set in Hogwarts Sixth Year.
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07 Oct 2026
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RED & NEON by VerminWorship for EltaninTheBright (sincehewas18)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
21 Oct 2026
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Sirius had always been meant for something bigger than their hometown. Had been destined for grittier, grander, and more exciting, to be somewhere brand new and sprawling with the best food and the coolest people. He'd been born to enter Remus' life and leave it, leaving equal rippling effects each time. Remus had always been okay with that. Or, at least, he'd tried to be.
(He's still trying to be.)
Four years ago, Remus Lupin was left behind in his tiny, redneck Midwest town when his only three friends left for college. Their return for one final hoorah in the summer of ‘07 opens up his mind to something other than the fate he'd resigned himself to.
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01 Oct 2026