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- Homestuck (51)
- Doctor Who & Related Fandoms (26)
- Doctor Who (2005) (20)
- Motorcity (Cartoon) (14)
- Doctor Who (1963) (10)
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What if there was another Dochas Sidhe around who could break October out of the koi pond much, much earlier? In this timeline, Toby found herself freed from the pond in a year and a day by a strange, secretive young man with an unmistakable family resemblance.
Everything unfolded from there.
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Dutch opens Mike’s comm line on the way back, says, “Look, no one thinks you’re useless, okay? I don’t know where you got that from, but it’s totally not true. I mean, we’re all worried about you right now, but we just— we want you to get better— look, nobody would be in top form having nightmares all the time, okay? That’s nothin’ about you.” God, why can’t he find the right words? He means everything he’s saying, but even to him it doesn’t sound persuasive.
“Sure,” Mike says, low and defeated. “Nothing about me that I can’t keep it together for the simplest things anymore,” and he closes the line.
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“Hey, dude, language,” Mike says.
“Fuck you!” Chuck snaps. “Alex, you wanna go catch the next showing of this thing I was gonna take my asshole best friend to because for some crazy reason I used to like hanging out with him?”
“Yes,” Alex says.
“Oh,” Chuck says. “Okay, cool. The next performance is in two hours, though.”
“I’ll take you to dinner?” Alex says. “My night’s free.”
Mike is making a really weird face right now: not the usual defensive annoyance with Chuck trying to take him away from work, but a startled, unsettled look, like he just missed something important and can’t figure out how. -
Contents Under Pressure by LaughingStones, roachpatrol
Fandoms: Motorcity (Cartoon), After the Storm - Hannah Birchwood & Key Dyson & Raymond Roach
29 Feb 2020
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Rich has been living in this body for three months now, and he hates it. The people around him like it plenty, which isn't so great when they're gross old men. When Julie Kane and her two newest directors show up, though, Rich encounters allies in unexpected quarters and the possibility of escape from the nightmare he's been living. Of course, that’s before the aphrodisiac spell backfires...
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- Part 6 of Rich Merrill, Deluxe edition
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“Oh my god,” Julie says again, and paces in a little circle. Then she paces in a bigger circle, trips over a wrench, falls over, and lies on the floor in total defeat. It’s been an hour since she and Chuck got their brains or minds or souls or whatever put in each other’s bodies by a crazy old machine in some buried ruins and things haven’t improved from the initial, disastrous explosion.
“Maybe we should have lunch,” Mike suggests. “And like, think about this.”
“I am really tired of thinking about this already,” Chuck says grimly.
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Let's admit Alternia gets the celebrities we deserve.
—Troll Nicole Blackman- Words:
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Love, love, love (is all you need) by roachpatrol
Fandom Doctor Who & Related Fandoms, Doctor Who (2005)
01 Sep 2010
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Alternia: where warm blood defines a troll's nobility, cold blood their commonalty, and Her Imperial Luminescence Aradia Megido struggles to keep her people together. Whether or not she can do it before Ascension Day is another thing entirely.
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˃Connect by biichama (biichan), biichan, inverts, renachan, roachpatrol
Fandom Homestuck
13 Apr 2016
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Twelve kids. Four trolls. Twelve guardians, four ancestors, one doloros, four lusii, seventeen lands, one megaplanet, one session,
onetwothreeone teams.One more chance to win.
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Motorcity SciFi AU based on Birchbow's Raza AU (though obviously some time after those events). Thanks to Birch for letting us play with her AU! Her fic is so real in the dark.
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Tepp is a janitor at the Terran embassy on her planet, Lyra. She keeps to herself and she's not here to make friends. However, she's never encountered human children before, and the children at the embassy have decided they are going to befriend her whether she likes it or not.
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16 Oct 2026
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spectators by Shamera
Fandoms: 괴담에 떨어져도 출근을 해야 하는구나 - 백덕수 | Even If I Fall Into a Ghost Story I Still Have to Go to Work - Baek Deoksoo
13 Dec 2025
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“That one,” the pale-haired man said, voice monotone as he pointed to a grainy figure on the monitor— a short-haired lady in a lab coat whose body language oozed frustration. “She’s been accusing her team of stealing her lunch.”
“Really?” Kim Soleum responded, leaning forward for more details. He was sitting in a spare chair (one with its cushions worn so far down that it felt like there were no cushions at all), pulled across the room by J3 so that they could people-watch together.- Language:
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08 Oct 2026
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Snowed Under by Shamera
Fandoms: 괴담에 떨어져도 출근을 해야 하는구나 - 백덕수 | Even If I Fall Into a Ghost Story I Still Have to Go to Work - Baek Deoksoo
20 Dec 2025
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Another attempt for the newbie Agent Grape to convince his senior that he isn't suited for Team Hyeonmu-1.
Suddenly, there was warmth wrapped around his neck. Soft fleece wrapped several times to cover from his collar to above his chin, burying his mouth behind the fabric. He blinked behind his large glasses and saw condensation already start to form at the bottom of the lens.
“Good work today, Agent Grape,” Agent Choi said, still with an arm wrapped around Soleum’s shoulders.- Language:
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08 Oct 2026
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Tenebrae by Shamera
Fandoms: 괴담에 떨어져도 출근을 해야 하는구나 - 백덕수 | Got Dropped into a Ghost Story Still Gotta Work - Baek Deoksoo
23 Apr 2025
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Kim Soleum trudged quietly alongside the others, listening to the snickers and quiet banter as they made their way down carefully, each person holding a flashlight to light the way. From what he could figure, all they saw were a set of grey and gloomy stairs, a little old and grimey, with some paint peeling from the walls and old advertisements with faded ink still stuck on various edges.
He saw something entirely different.(Or, Soleum explores a Darkness with Daydream. Later, he revisits the ghost story with Hyunmu-1.)
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08 Oct 2026
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Every Day's Great at Your L■■ky Mart! by katastroma, kiwiandmint
Fandoms: 괴담에 떨어져도 출근을 해야 하는구나 - 백덕수 | Even If I Fall Into a Ghost Story I Still Have to Go to Work - Baek Deoksoo
16 Mar 2026
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His supervisor struggles to lock their bikes.
Saheon ignores him, opting to squint at the bright building instead. It takes up his entire vision—three or four storeys tall, with large windows that project fluorescent light onto the street below.
‘...’Looky Mart’? What the hell is a Looky Mart?’
A mix-up at the Supernatural Disaster Management Bureau leads to Black Tortoise Teams 1 and 4 responding to the same distress signal. Thankfully, their rookies seem competent.
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07 Oct 2026