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“I’m.” Evan blinks. That’s a dead man beneath him, murdered with his hands. Not unusual anymore. “Why?”
“Why what?”
“Outside of Jersey,” Evan responds, stern and frustrated. He looks up the road. “Why?”
“Feelin’ lucky! Vegas, baby!”
(or: evbit go on a roadtrip and everything special happens)
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Evan could be Habit's dead girl, too.
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“Rocky not see Grace in whole human day,” he says, chippery as ever. Sassy as ever, too. “Where has Grace been, question?”
Grace looks at him for a moment. “Something happened to Simon,” he mutters. His throat is raw. He tries to remember the last time he had water. “Something happened, I—I don't know what.”
(Or: Simon mutates. Grace... copes.)
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always biting more than you can chew by roadkillface for eyesforroadkill
Fandoms: Real Person Fiction, Actor RPF, Video Blogging RPF
13 Jun 2026
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Heaven is a well-kept secret on its knees.
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Simon and Rocky bond over Ryland's mild case of stupidity.
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Rest Your Mind by eyesforroadkill
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Iron Lung (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Iron Lung (Video Game)
13 Jul 2026
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Ryland Grace cannot sleep no matter how hard he tries, thoughts race through his mind and stir and spiral, but Simon is always there right when he needs him..
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- Part 1 of Ryland's Bloodymary Fics
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Colt Seavers has an oral fixation, three cheers!!
And Driver lends him a hand (literally)Series
- Part 2 of Colt's Stuntdriver Fics
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10 Jun 2026
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The Greatest Act of Optimism by Acewithapaintbrush
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
30 Apr 2026
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The Eridian thrills a high sound that doesn’t get picked up by the translator which means that it has no clear meaning. Like when a human gasps or sucks in a deep breath. It actually sounds a little like that. When they notice that I’m staring straight at them they scramble back into their hiding spot and hold very still.
A child, I realize with a start.
That’s a child!
“Hey,” I call and the kid squeaks again. I was about to get to my feet but abort the movement and crawl closer on my hands and knees until I'm inches away from the xenonite wall. I wait and it takes me much too long to realize that they don’t have to peek around the corner to see if I’m still there.
“Hey there,” I try again, my voice low and calm. It’s my teacher voice, the one I use for shy and scared students.
Used.
The fact that I haven’t had to use it for years and it still comes to me automatically almost knocks the air out of my lungs but this is not about me, it’s about making sure the little pebble doesn’t die of fright from the scary alien. “Hi, I’m Grace. It’s alright, you don’t have to be scared.”
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How Grace finally gets back into a classroom, where he belongsSeries
- Part 1 of Teacher Grace's Extraordinary Curriculum
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01 Jun 2026
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Service Top Ryland Grace Propaganda by eyesforroadkill for roadkillface
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Iron Lung (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Iron Lung (Video Game)
27 May 2026
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Grace giving Simon head and Simon CRYING!!! YAY
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- Part 1 of Simon's Bloodymary Fics
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where nothing bleeds by interstellarisms
Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
10 Apr 2026
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Simon didn’t expect his savior to be exactly his type.
What a welcome sight. Even if this stupidly handsome man ends up being evil, or working for the C.O.I, at least he’d die looking at something good.
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Grace and Rocky find Simon's ship floating in deep space on their way to Erid.
UPDATE: This fic has been peer reviewed by a NASA engineer who has approved of the science!
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21 May 2026