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    “What’s your type? Like, in men.” Harry asks, hushed so no one can hear.

    “I like all types.”

    “Come on. Did you like anyone in Martinaise?”

    Kim smiles as he watches Harry’s eager face. A game. And like other games proposed by Harry, the winner is a foregone conclusion. He clears his throat and prepares to play.

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    14 Sep 2026

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    ELECTROCHEMISTRY [Easy: Success] - Is he what? Come on, Harry, you know this. He's polishing the family jewels.
    CONCEPTUALIZATION - Tooting his own horn.
    INTERFACING - Servicing his engine! Applying the handbrake.
    INLAND EMPIRE - Charming the snake. Teasing the weasel. Attacking the one-eyed purple-headed warrior.
    YOU - What???
    ENCYCLOPEDIA [Trivial: Success] - These are all synonyms for masturbation.

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    This was supposed to be a quick pwp fic, but it got out of hand. It's split into two chapters - smut only happens in the second one. If you want to avoid descriptions of dead bodies or food, skip ahead.

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    14 Sep 2026

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    John jerked abruptly, knocking the remains of his brandy over onto his book and then quickly trying to rectify the matter with anxious motions. It was a markedly unusual reaction for a man with his nerves of steel. “Sherlock! What are you talking about?”

    Sherlock tilted his head. "Sexual attraction," he responded, as if it were obvious.

    Smut. Some breathplay.

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    03 Sep 2026

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    Struggling medical student John Watson is on his way home when a shadowy figure crosses his path into an alleyway. Figuring it's a teen trying not to get caught out late at night he goes home not thinking about it again. But in the morning his curiosity gets the better of him and he searches that same alleyway, only to find a homeless teen hybrid, living on the street. A homeless hybrid is illegal and will be snatched up, taken to an adoption center or worse, found by someone with bad intentions. What is John to do?

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    03 Sep 2026

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    John wakes up handcuffed to a bed. This would be troubling enough in itself, but quite quickly he discovers that he's lying on top of Sherlock, who is also tied to said bed.

    Yes, it's one of those days.

    However, there is also the small matter of John's penis being lodged in Sherlock's arse.

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    01 Sep 2026