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It’s Enid's first full moon back at Nevermore.
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Wednesday Addams experiences the horrifying realization that she’s never felt this protective over another human being and it might be a feeling. Unfortunately.
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“I just think it’s unnecessary to twirl someone five times when once would suffice. It’s inefficient, disorienting, and frankly, a poor cover for lack of actual talent.”
As you can see, Wednesday Addams is not jealous.
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Enid's lips are a problem. A very distracting problem
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Wednesday Addams is addicted to her girlfriend's lips.
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It was just a joke. It was supposed to be funny. Except Wednesday can’t tell what’s real anymore.
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The prank goes wrong and Wednesday crashes out
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Enid tries dating. Wednesday tries not to care.
Neither of them is doing a very good job.
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Enid creates a Tinder account and chaos ensues.
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Enid wakes up after a night in Las Vegas to find out that while celebrating her best friend getting married, she got married herself.
At least her new wife is cute?
Though if she was honest she could do without the knife being held at her throat.- Language:
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27 Sep 2026
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through with doubt, there's nothing left for me (to figure out) by cherryblossoms (perfectlyrainybluebird)
Fandoms: The Pitt (TV)
22 Sep 2026
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[MANCHILD]
[09:30] Good morning :)
[09:30] Are you still up for eleven?
[10:27] Trinity?
[10:34] We can reschedule for later if you'd prefer.
[10:35] Just tell me that you're alive after whatever you were up to last night.
[13:52] If you're still angry at me that's fine, but this is just childish.
or: trinity forgets she made plans with yolanda on july fifth. in her defense, she didn't think yolanda ever wanted to see her again. also, she was incredibly drunk at the time.
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- Part 4 of garsantos week 2026
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23 Sep 2026
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we can be a little reckless cause it's insured by theyellowumbrella
Fandoms: The Pitt (TV)
13 Sep 2026
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Her gaze drops once again to Yolanda’s crotch as a possibility hits her, immediately feeling dizzy. “Fuck, you’re— is it— what are you saying right now?”
“I’m saying,” Yolanda murmurs, shifting closer so that her mouth is hovering just over Trinity’s ear, hands roaming down from her waist to her hips, so close in every way possible that the only thought Trinity has running through her head is reduced to YolandaYolandaYolanda, “that I’m going to come inside of you.”
Trinity’s pretty sure she blacks out for a second.
or: garsantos meets ejaculating strap
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- Part 3 of garsantos week 2026
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20 Sep 2026
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Wednesday Addams turns her biggest regret into a movie.
The promotional tour throws her and the film’s lead actress—her best friend Enid—into the spotlight, where the internet becomes convinced they’re secretly in love.
Problem is, in Wednesday’s case, they are right.
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- Part 2 of Elsewhere - AU Wenclair Stories
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29 Jul 2026
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“ if, perchance, you should grieve at all, let her not perceive it;
and laugh when, within yourself, you could have wept.
— Ovid, Remedia AmorisThe thing about the words we say, even the ones we mean to say, is that we can never really tell how completely they might unravel a life. And for Yolanda Garcia, who has built herself carefully around discipline, distance and the absolute refusal to need anybody at all, it only takes one badly timed sentence for everything to begin coming apart.
aka my take on post series 2 Garsantos and how Yolanda and trinity might come back together again.
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05 Jul 2026