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A Comprehensive Guide to the Valyrian Language by bumbleebee_sunflower87 for syraxisms
Fandoms: House of the Dragon (TV)
03 Feb 2026
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Rhaenyra was starting to regret taking up her uncle’s offer to help him with grading.
And as she looked down at another page of High Valyrian gibberish written by a third-year student who truly hadn’t gotten a grasp of the language, she found herself wondering how exactly she had thought that this would be preferable to lounging on the beaches of High Tide with Laena.
Well, she knew why.
The reason being that she had a monumental-sized crush on her uncle, and all reasonable thought left her head anytime he spoke.- Language:
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24 Aug 2026
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Dean Winchester was the upstart congressman from Kansas who was already building a reputation as a maverick on the political scene. He had come to Washington with a clear goal in mind, and a lot of people were depending on him to get the job done. The only problem was the stress and pressure of having the weight of so many expectations sitting on his shoulders. He needed an outlet and thought he’d found it at the feet of a gorgeous blue-eyed dom who promised absolute discretion.
Castiel Novak was no stranger to the game of power and politics played by DC’s elite. He offered his services to men with very particular tastes and guaranteed privacy in return for the money he needed to pay for tuition. It was good business until an evening with Dean Winchester made him wish that his professional life could cross over into his personal one.
When their relationship is exposed by the press, Dean’s career and Castiel’s life are threatened. The only way through seems to be a marriage of convenience, but what happens when they both want the lie to become real?
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08 Aug 2026
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Charming Acres: Where Everybody’s Happy!
Dean isn’t unhappy living in Charming Acres, but serving coffee at the diner isn’t fulfilling him in quite the ways he needs. Luckily, an hour's drive takes him to Little Rock, a much bigger city that’s more suited to his special tastes. After being rejected by a handsome newcomer to town, Dean decides to blow off a little steam.
Castiel can already tell that Charming Acres will be a frustrating place to live—there’s a beautiful barista at the diner, but what are the chances that anyone in this odd, time-warp town would be a good match for him? Luckily, his lonely existence is somewhat improved by an exclusive BDSM club in a city an hour away. Just what he needs to put a certain green-eyed diner employee out of his mind.
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02 Jul 2026
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Dean’s favourite coffee shop, The Graveyard Shift, is only open after the sun goes down. Which is perfect for him, because that’s exactly when he craves coffee the most while doing the overnight at the fire hall. The coffee shop’s owner is pretty perfect too, but it’s kind of a bummer that Dean never gets to see Cas during the day. In a world where the supernatural live more or less in peace with the rest of humanity, it’s a little impolite to ask Cas just what he really is - or what his dark past entails.
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Former child star Castiel Novak has played one role his entire life: actor. He grew up in front of the camera and continues to act now that he’s an adult. He doesn’t love it, but it’s the only life he knows.
His co-star, Dean Winchester, is new to the industry and clearly has no idea what he’s doing or what it means to be famous.
Cas just hopes Dean doesn’t screw everything up.
Celebrity AU.
Series
- Part 1 of only the brave