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The MILF Theory (And Why the Internet Got It Wrong) by pucksandpower
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
29 Dec 2025
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The internet has decided that Ilya Rozanov is absolutely, definitely, 100% banging a Hollander.
They’ve got photo evidence. Multiple sightings. Instagram stories from the same café. The man stayed OVERNIGHT at the Hollander residence.
It’s the most legendary power move in NHL history: seduce your rival’s hot mom to assert dominance. There’s just one tiny problem with this theory. Ilya’s fucking a Hollander, all right. Just … not that one.
Or in which Ilya’s boyfriend's mother keeps adopting him, the internet keeps assuming the worst, and Shane Hollander is having the worst month of his entire life. At least until he does something that breaks hockey forever.
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12 Jul 2026
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Whispers in Corners by esama
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes - Arthur Conan Doyle
13 Jan 2014
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Everything started with a stumble - his new life in a new world as well as his surprisingly successful career as a medium.
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Bookmarked by simpleflower
06 Jul 2026
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Amazing. Never dreamed something like it and now want it to stay
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In which Harry goes undercover as a stripper, and Voldemort suddenly decides he needs a lap dance.
This is sheer escapist fantasy with no redeeming qualities whatsoever, unless Harry teasing Voldemort to distraction is some twisted form of redemption. Suffer, Voldemort. Suffer.
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- Part 9 of Tomarrymort Stories
- Part 2 of Sugar Daddy Stories
Bookmarked by simpleflower
03 Jul 2026
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“A few weeks ago I would have thought you were impossible,” Sherlock begins, walking into the kitchen in his blue robe, and John – not quite catching on – wants to scoff and argue, No, actually, you are impossible, but then Sherlock continues: “But now I’d say you are improbable.”
John thinks this might be flattering, if he could wrap his head around it, but he can’t – Sherlock is standing near, steaming his sun-baked-clean-sand smell, like the beach after rain, an alive smell, an other smell. It’s intoxicating, and John has been studiously avoiding it, but he can’t shift away now it’s so near. Now Sherlock’s so near.
And then Sherlock ruins the probable-loveliness of his words and the definite-beauty of his presence by saying: “And by ‘improbable’ I mean ‘not yet scientifically acknowledged.’”
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- Part 1 of Gifts from the Sea
Bookmarked by simpleflower
03 Jul 2026
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Doesn't matter the au 😂John going big in every universe before he crash lands into Sherlock and then says done this one is it for me and this time involves the sea.
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The Old Codgers Greatest Hits Album by AggressiveWhenStartled
Fandom Captain America (Movies), Captain America - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017)
13 Dec 2020
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03 Jul 2026
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Omg. Bucky here is priceless. And as an actual parent, peters comments on them are gleeful for me to hear.