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"This asshole thinks—" the woman began, right as the man spoke, "You can tell granny exactly where she can—"
And then they both stopped and glowered at one another.
Aziraphale sighed. The entire stand-off was taking place in the middle of the discount section, specifically right in front of a garish pink sofa shaped like a strawberry. There was a sign standing next to it, neon green with yellow letters, that proclaimed it was a "SALE!!! 30% OFF". Next to it was another sign, slightly smaller, and this one all in red, black lettering this time — "LAST ONE AVAILABLE!!!!"
Ah. That'd explain it, then. Those kinds of sales always brought the strangest types, though this — well, Aziraphale couldn't say he had ever seen something quite like this, before.
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Aziraphale Fell created the Work item: [GO-305] Errors related to the development of feelings towards the most irritating QA tester on the team; Priority: HIGH by smolalienbee
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
08 Aug 2026
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He's met him once, briefly, on an introductory call for the whole team. He seemed… Aziraphale shudders as the word charming comes to mind, but it's true. Anathema, the QA department's lead, had also made a point of praising Crowley's good instincts — all in all, everything seemed to suggest that Crowley is good at his job.
Now, Aziraphale isn't so sure anymore.
Anthony J Crowley, the new QA tester on the team, seems absolutely hell-bent on being a thorn in Aziraphale's side. The man is incapable of writing reasonable bug reports; he floods his DMs with inexplicable issues and then proceeds not to respond to questions in a timely manner; he is brash and obnoxious and clever and sweet and brings Aziraphale snacks when he needs them most.
Oh no.
Aziraphale might, in fact, be into him. Good Lord.
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Eden 2.0, or the Trials and Tribulations of A. J. Crowley, Game Programmer and Absolute Disaster by smolalienbee
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
18 Jul 2026
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Be a gamedev, they said. It’ll be fun, they said.
The lines of code glaring him in the face certainly don’t feel very fun. He’s barely gotten any sleep; he hasn’t had coffee; and it’s twenty five degrees of stupid Celsius outside. As much as Crowley likes the scorching heat, he doesn’t appreciate it nearly as much while wearing a thick jumper.
He can’t take it off, though. Not today. Not after the night he’s had.
He needs to find Aziraphale. Eden’s been burning a hole in his bag and his brain and it’s about time he confronted its author.
Crowley – just Crowley – is a programmer at a video games studio, coasting from project to project with a bare minimum of emotional investment. He gets a good paycheck, his coworkers leave him alone, and, well, the misgendering really doesn’t bother him that much. So what if he’s tired and constantly on the verge of changing his job on a whim– he’s fine. Really.
But then along comes Aziraphale, fantasy author, consulting writer and, worst of all, a kind-hearted bastard who still sees the good in people.
So maybe there is a point to it all. And maybe it’s enough to change one person’s life.
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“Never done something like this,” he admits. “Our families– we never could.”
It’s not much of an explanation, but she seems to understand regardless. She puts a hand on his shoulder and squeezes. He forces himself not to flinch from it. “I get it,” she says. “My girlfriend’s family was the same. It was fucking tough, hiding all the time. I think I might have cried, first time we held hands in public.”
Crowley turns to take proper stock of her then - she seems younger than him, by at least ten years, which makes him feel a bit silly about the whole thing. He crosses his arms. “Was?”
“She cut contact with them after a while.” The queue moves forward while she speaks. “Even if she hadn’t, though… it’s worth it, isn’t it?”
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In a universe much like our own, a man not dissimilar from an angel we know has just moved into a new flat… And then the image in front of our eyes blurs. Lines branching. We follow another one like a spark of electricity passing through the power lines. We hear silence; we hear the echoes of infinity — so many of them they become white noise. Our next stop is just one hop over, down the street but a universe away.
The next scenes come to us in flashes, images overlaying images overlaying images. Some things stay the same – some things change. The faces remain each other’s mirrors time after time.
For a while, it’s impossible to make out the exact words of the many voices, similar and different, across the different planes of existence. Their lives, their experiences, clash into one another to create a cacophony of sound.
Wait long enough, though, and eventually, you will hear them all find a common melody, the same refrain, no matter the world or the circumstances.
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BT Tower Telephone Group C by doitwithstyleevents, hapax (hapaxnym), hapaxnym, Janara, mehrto, MovesLikeBucky, Remnince, smolalienbee, Supergeek21, TheNoctambulist, thornclass, Vecieminde
Fandom Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Original Work
27 Sep 2020
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A series of works made for group C in the 2020 Good Omens BT Tower Telephone event, run by Do It With Style events!
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There’s a smudge of cocoa on Anthony’s top lip.
“Anthony.” He breathes, and then, “Crowley.”
One time Aziraphale makes cocoa for Crowley, and one time Asa does, too…
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- Part 1 of Good Omens S3 Bingo
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25 Aug 2026
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The 'Not' In Astronaut by hope_in_the_dark
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Project Hail Mary (2026)
04 Aug 2026
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Ryland Grace and Anthony Crowley are ex-boyfriends. Asa teases him about this relentlessly.
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11 Aug 2026
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Canon-Compliant, Until It Isn't by badwolfgirlicouldkissyou for Chandyowlet
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
01 Aug 2026
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Aziraphale and Crowley were perfectly happy disliking each other from behind a screen...then they meet in person.
A convention, a misunderstanding, and one unforgettable weekend later, they have to decide whether some mistakes are worth fixing.
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03 Aug 2026
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The new guy on the QA team was posh but polite. Very blond, very fat. And he was definitely queer, which made the two of them halfway to being on the same side already, as far as Crowley was concerned. Solidarity and all that.
“Aziraphale,” Crowley repeated. They traded an unremarkable handshake.
How he didn’t realize, then, what a privilege it even was to share a room with an angel, he’ll never know.
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The "information technology professional coworkers" human Ineffable Husbands AU which... someone needed, possibly. Aziraphale is very fat and very pretty, Crowley is a lovestruck disaster, and your author is an IT professional who has seen a lot in a surprisingly short amount of time.