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A Palate for Pretension: And other things Pearl shouldn't be eating by SinningSaint
Fandoms: Hannibal (TV)
02 Apr 2026
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Pearl knows her neighbor is a cannibalistic serial killer. Okay, no, she doesn’t know - that would require actual proof, or you know, having seen it with her own eyes or something - but she’s pretty damn sure her neighbor is a cannibalistic serial killer.
Maybe it’s the sinister Bond Villain vibes he gives that people, crazily enough, mistake for European charm. Maybe it’s his sterile home with its creepy art and haunted harpsichord. Maybe it’s the way he looks at people, like they’re a particularly colorful menagerie of zoo breed. Maybe it’s the psychiatrist to murderer pipeline that everyone is ignoring. Maybe it’s the fact that Hannibal rhymes with cannibal.
Maybe it’s the fact that he keeps making fucking cannibal jokes at every one of his dinner parties that she’s forced to attend, all the while she’s doing her best to pretend she enjoys his food. Oddly enough that’s the hard part - God evented McDonalds so that the good people of the earth didn’t have to eat rare breeds of lizard anymore.
Or: One teen girl gets to view Hannibal the way the audience does.
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Lucky Star by Nikkette (MissJewelry373)
Fandoms: Alien Quadrilogy (Movies), Aliens (1986)
18 Apr 2026
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In which LV-426 never becomes overrun with aliens, and Ripley must learn to cope with her PTSD while simultaneously trying to live a normal life. If only Bishop would let her.
After her hypersleep pod is found 57 years after the events of Alien, Ripley is stripped of her license and forced to undergo monthly psych evaluations until further notice. Enter Lance Bishop, who has been assigned to watch over Ripley and ensure that she does not harm either herself or others.
He’s an Android.
Ripley hates androids.
(Eventual Bishop x Ripley)
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You escape from the failed rescue mission on LV-426 mostly intact. Joining you is one Lieutenant Ellen Ripley, Corporal Dwayne Hicks, a little girl who calls herself Newt, and a battered android. Anticipating the eventual pursuit of the Company, Lt. Ripley sets a course for a nearby star system. Before she enters cryostasis, an agreement is reached among the passengers that two other people should sleep through the trip. Unfortunately, you aren't one of them.
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Three Jovial Huntsmen by brutean
Fandoms: Twilight Series - Stephenie Meyer, Twilight Series - All Media Types
04 Sep 2026
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Marcus doesn't know what to do when he receives a phone call from a human reporting a mad vampire on the loose. Aro, for the first time in centuries has a true mystery on his hands: he must discover who this intriguing human is. Caius is going to find this rule-breaking human before one of his brothers gets silly about her.
Bella, on the run from Victoria, calls the Volturi and somehow stumbles into a career as a private detective.
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don't let this darkness fool you by sugiwa
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga), 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
22 Aug 2026
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In another world, the only heroes Ume knew were printed on ice-cream wrappers and trading cards. In this world, Ume stumbled into U.A. High School with the lowest score in history.