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    He was playing the game of trying to imagine what the headlines would say.

    Shane Hollander V. Tyler Bratchen In Shocking Fist Fight!

    Has Hollander finally lost his cool? Read more.

    Tempers fly in downtown Montreal between these two NHL players 👀

    He’d managed to dodge scandals for years because he just…didn’t do anything scandalous. Aside from being in love with Ilya Rozanov, which he supposed was ironic. His first negative public debacle, all because one idiot couldn’t keep Ilya’s name out of his mouth. Funny how things worked now.

    Or: a measure of Shane’s devotion, seen through a very public, very messy bar brawl.

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    27 Oct 2026

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    “A request specifically for you,” JJ mused. “That’s a first.”

    Hayden squinted at the screen. “Rozanov. Is that the guy from last week? The one you said was an asshole?” 

    Under his desk, where his friends couldn’t see him, Shane’s fingers began drumming an uneven rhythm on his leg.

    “Yeah,” he admitted. “But why would he request me specifically? All I did was restart his Slack.”

    Or: IT Specialist Shane Hollander just wants to do his job. Business Consultant Ilya Rozanov just wants to do Shane Hollander.

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    27 Oct 2026

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    Ilya Rozanov starts taking anti-depressants in the 2015-2016 season. His dick stops working, and that only changes everything.

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    26 Oct 2026

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    “Hello Shane. This is Ilya again, calling about your solar panel quote. Call me back when you are able, the number is—”

    Shane pokes the delete button so hard he worries about his phone screen. Every day, this fucking company calls him. Sometimes it’s Elaine or Cyrus, but Shane finds it the most irritating when it’s Ilya. Something about his attitude in his definitely-not-attractive-and-distracting Russian accent makes him sound smug, like he knows he’ll get the sale.

    He will never get the sale.

    Shane Hollander is never getting solar panels installed. Someone should probably tell Ilya, the solar panel salesman.

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    26 Oct 2026

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    Nick and Selena are the first to fall victim to the retirement curse. Six months after Chewy hangs up on his skates, he shows up to the weekly Old Fucks Monks Meetup with a hangdog expression. “She filed yesterday,” he tells them.

    Shane is appropriately sympathetic in the group, jumping up to grab another round whenever Chewy’s bottle gets low, making vague but good-sounding noises whenever Chewy says something depressing, but Ilya knows that gleam in his eyes.

    "Out with it," Ilya says, once they're safely ensconced in the dark interior of Shane's car.

    “I can’t believe they’re giving in,” Shane says, a touch of glee in his voice.

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    Or: near the end of Shane and Ilya's careers, an epidemic of divorces sweeps the Centaurs.

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    26 Oct 2026

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    "“That was rude.” His murmur was uneasy, and he shifted when the alpha rolled his intense hazel eyes.

    “I’ll ask you again, omega.” The man flicked his cigarette butt on the ground and stomped on it, glaring at him once more like someone who was used to having his questions answered immediately. “Why are you upset?”"

    Or where Shane is a player forced to retire due to injury, and Ilya is a mobster obsessed with hockey.

    They try to baby trap each other because they conclude that Shane needs to get pregnant so they'll be stuck together.

    They are slow to realize that their obsession with each other stems from being fated mates.

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    26 Oct 2026

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    “Shane. Are you fucking telling me-” Rose stabs her phone case with her nail, lowering her voice to a harsh whisper. “Are you fucking telling me that you slept with Bad fucking Bunny?”

    “Well, he wasn’t Bad Bunny when I fucking slept with him, okay?!”

    Or: the one where Shane finds out he slept with Bad Bunny in 2016 before the infamous Tuna Melt Incident after Ilya purchases tickets to his tour as a surprise anniversary gift.

    Please read the tags and beginning author's notes before continuing.

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    25 Oct 2026

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    Social media was flooded with tweets from people who spotted Shane Hollander buying something ridiculously expensive or romantic for his husband after a gossip account posted a paparazzi picture of him buying a Rolex for Ilya on a trip in NYC.

    Soon, the hashtag #SugarBabyRozanov was trending worldwide on Twitter.

    But rival players thought it was a good idea to use this to chirp Ilya. Or worst, to chirp Shane.

    They are not ready for Shane to chirp back

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    24 Oct 2026

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    Now that Shane is officially a player on the Ottawa Centaurs, Ilya demands to be added to the WAG chat too.
    Chaos ensues.

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    24 Oct 2026

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    The producers of After the Whistle asked Shane Hollander to rank his husband's Top Ten chirps of all time. Shane, being Shane, made a spreadsheet. Ilya, being Ilya, has notes.

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    24 Oct 2026

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    It all unfortunately starts with Shane Hollander perfectly measuring out nine inches with his fists on camera. Then Shane and Ilya make the executive decision to reveal their relationship. Someone cover Mikhail’s eyes.

    (Inspired by that one video where the guy measures out 6 inches with his fists.)

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    24 Oct 2026

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    Ilya is a Bratva hitman, and Shane is his crime scene cleaner. When Shane finally pays off his debts and signals his intentions to leave, Ilya has only the summer to convince him to stay.

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    24 Oct 2026

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    Harris needs Shane Hollander to crush a watermelon with his thighs. For charity.
    OR
    "Is charity watermelon. Has rules."

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    24 Oct 2026

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    Hi Ilya,

    My name is Shane! I don’t speak Russian, I hope that’s okay. I’m also 25 years old and I love hockey too! So we have some things in common.

    I’ve never written an inmate before. I don’t really know why I’m doing this. I guess I’m lonely. I’m not very good at making friends or dating. I think maybe I can be a bit awkward in person, but I’m good at writing. So I hope that’s okay.

    or Shane Hollander finds Ilya Rozanov on WriteAPrisoner.com and sends him an email.

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    16 Oct 2026

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    “Man, when did you learn Russian?” Pike asked.

    “Did you do that for Viktor?” J.J. said. “You’re too good, Capitaine.”

    *****
    Montreal's newest rookie doesn't speak much English. Luckily, Shane has learned enough Russian from Ilya to help. This is the story of their unlikely friendship, told from the rookie's point of view.

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    03 Sep 2026

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    “-moya rybka, I am sorry, sweet girl-” Ilya is saying, on his knees in the middle of their living room and patting the rug near him with what looks like devastation on his face as Anya continues to ignore him, curled up on Shane’s lap instead. Fresh off of several stacked events to fit them into a weekend–because Shane’s mom is nothing if not efficient when it comes to the deals she makes–Ilya got home only a few minutes ago, still in the outfit he’d left his Buzzfeed puppy interview in, which Anya had clearly not appreciated, sniffing him suspiciously after her initial excited greeting and then retreating to Shane immediately when he patted his thigh in welcome.

    Shane is trying not to be obviously enjoying Ilya’s turmoil as much as he is, shifting Anya to lay on her back like a baby in one arm and cooing at her.

    “I know, huh? Papa left and played with who knows how many other dogs, and the whole time you were here missing him. I bet he wasn’t even thinking about you, huh?”

    “Hollander!” Ilya says, sounding scandalized. “Do not tell her that! Is not true!”

    (collection of standalone fics/ficlets prompted by my own tumblr posts) (will update as inspiration strikes)

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    02 Sep 2026

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    To the two users who flirt with hockey statistics in the comments of every post, please get married and leave the rest of us alone.

    (Or: Five times Shane and Ilya ran into each other's burner accounts online.)

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    29 Aug 2026

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    In their first summer after being outed, Shane finally accepts that invite to Bood's backyard barbecue. It could have been a relaxing night. But Ilya's brought vodka. And the Centaurs brought questions. Might as well rip off the band aid before he signs with Ottawa.

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    How many shots is it worth to know what your Captain likes in bed?

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    29 Aug 2026

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    “Hey, did you hear about Rozanov?”

    Shane’s head snaps up at the mention of the Boston captain, eyes locking with Hayden’s. His friend looks amused, motioning to his phone.

    “No, what about him?” Shane asks, trying to sound casual.

    “He got some girl’s name tattooed on his leg. Apparently he was out partying with his team after their win and got it done. An Instagram post is going viral about it.”

    or, Ilya gets a tattoo. Shane is very calm about it.

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    27 Aug 2026

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    What if Ilya has a panic attack in the locker room after getting the news of his father's death after the Winter 2017 Montreal @ Boston game and no one can figure out what is going on? What if, while scrambling for answers, Cliff Marleau has the brilliant idea to call Jane?

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    What if Shane and Ilya's deeper emotional connection begins just before Ilya leaves for his father's funeral in Russia instead of on a phone call while they are separated by oceans?

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    27 Aug 2026

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