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Kyle and Cartman get cast in the leading roles in South Park High's production of Romeo and Juliet - much to their horror. But can they convincingly portray the iconic star-crossed lovers? More importantly, can they make it through the play without catching feelings for each other?
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06 Sep 2026
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The boys embark on a six day road trip to California before separating for college. Cartman is a pain in the ass, Kenny has no future, Butters is in crisis, and Kyle doesn't know how he'll say goodbye to Stan.
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10 Aug 2026
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The oxygen is buzzing everywhere, and yet Kyle can’t breathe.
Isn't that funny?
(AKA: When Eric's games become more sinister, Kyle has no choice but to play along.)
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- Part 3 of Three Sides
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19 Jul 2026
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“I’m not admitting I was wrong,” Eric said matter-of-factly.
“Then what are you doing?”
Fixing this, stupid.
Nothing is interesting when you’re not around. I don’t want to lose what little time you spend near me. You’re going to leave us soon to go to fuckin’ Harvard and if you go thinking that I hate you then you’ll hate me too and you’ll never talk to me again and you’ll forget all about me and I don’t know what I would do without you. I don’t know what I would do if you never spoke to me again. Because I like you.
I like you.
I…
“I don’t know,” Eric finally said. His words were quiet, his tone unfamiliar. Any vexation that once laid within them was gone.
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When Stan Marsh sees something he wasn’t supposed to, a deep secret is uncovered that Eric Cartman has been harboring for eight years. Eric, in turn, makes Stan a deal to keep his mouth shut.
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10 Jul 2026
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After Kyle and Eric disrupt theater class by fighting for the millionth time, a frustrated teacher pulls them aside and punishes them by assigning them an impossible acting challenge; they must convince the school that they are actually in love for a day, or fail the course.
And, well, neither one can afford to fail.
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07 Jul 2026