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He’s John fucking Crocker. Funniest guy in Hollywood. He’s got Netflix specials coming out the wazoo. His comedy tour is sold out across the board.
Everybody loves him, but nobody knows him.
[UPDATE in beginning note 2/6/2024]
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08 Jun 2022
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Outside the stone ledge of your window, the gardener whistles like a blue jay. You try not to pay him any mind.
(Or, Prince Dirk of Derse attempts to draft a peace treaty with Prospit, only to become increasingly distracted by his gardener.)
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25 Nov 2021
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Its Thanksgiving. Want to skip that long insulting conversation about how you're still single? Well, look no further!
I am a 26 year old felon with no high school degree and a bedsit full of robotic body parts. I can play anywhere between the ages of 20 and 29 depending on how much hair product I use. Im a freelance technician and work late nights at a bar fixing sound equipment for terrible musicians. If you'd like to have me as your strictly platonic date for Thanksgiving, but have me pretend to be in a very long or serious relationship with you, to torment your family, I'm game.John finds the perfect prank to pull on his dad for Thanksgiving.
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16 Apr 2021
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*Note before reading: this work is discontinued officially as of 2023, but I have decided to leave the first two chapters up on this site and attached to my account since this particular iteration of the kidswap AU was something I put a lot of effort into when I was interested in it during 2020. Please read at your own discretion.*
An ironic theory on a movie forum brings about an unlikely relationship. Things get complicated fast. (This is a kidswap AU. It features Dirk Egbert and John Strider and so on and so forth!)
___________TT: i have been waiting for this moment. i knew you'd unblock me eventually, but, man... three whole days? a bit much over some simple man nipples, donnie.
EB: Oh god. I knew this was a mistake.
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13 Mar 2021
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who knew the stork still made house-calls by tyziia2 (ClockworkDinosaur)
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14 Apr 2020
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Your name is Dave Strider-Vantas, and you just found a baby on your doorstep. What will you do?
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19 Apr 2020