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  1. Public Bookmark 77

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    “You are?" He had paused to find the word. “A beautician? Yes?”
    “Um. Yes. I’m a dog groomer. Well - animal groomer.”
    “Groomer. I don’t like this word. My Anya is not horse. She is my daughter who should look beautiful. So, you will be her beautician. Make her beautiful.”

    Shane and Ilya's first year of marriage viewed through the eyes of Anya's groomer, Natalie.

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    26 Aug 2026

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    • The Beautician by stmargarets
    • Work ID: 86585256

    Relationship Tags:Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov
    Troy Barrett/Harris Drover
    Original Female Character/Original Male Character
    Harris Drover & Original Character(s)
    Work Summary:

    “You are?" He had paused to find the word. “A beautician? Yes?”
    “Um. Yes. I’m a dog groomer. Well - animal groomer.”
    “Groomer. I don’t like this word. My Anya is not horse. She is my daughter who should look beautiful. So, you will be her beautician. Make her beautiful.”

    Shane and Ilya's first year of marriage viewed through the eyes of Anya's groomer, Natalie.

  2. Public Bookmark 16

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    Monsters were supposed to be terrifying.

    That was what Shane had been taught– monsters were evil, dark, dangerous things that needed to be snuffed out the second they appeared. His parents had left his mattress firmly on the floor to prevent a monster under his bed, and his closet had no door for a closet monster to hide behind. He wasn’t allowed in the sea for fear of sea monsters, or the forest for fear of monsters hiding amongst the trees.

    The only place he had really been allowed was the hockey rink. There were no hockey monsters, after all.

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    Shane was raised to believe that the monsters of the world are evil, but Ilya is too sweet (and attractive) to resist

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    19 Aug 2026

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    • Monsters by staticsilencee
    • Work ID: 89837276

    Relationship Tags:Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov
    Work Summary:

    Monsters were supposed to be terrifying.

    That was what Shane had been taught– monsters were evil, dark, dangerous things that needed to be snuffed out the second they appeared. His parents had left his mattress firmly on the floor to prevent a monster under his bed, and his closet had no door for a closet monster to hide behind. He wasn’t allowed in the sea for fear of sea monsters, or the forest for fear of monsters hiding amongst the trees.

    The only place he had really been allowed was the hockey rink. There were no hockey monsters, after all.

    *or*
    Shane was raised to believe that the monsters of the world are evil, but Ilya is too sweet (and attractive) to resist

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    Ilya watches Shane’s gaze catch again.

    Ottawa SPCA — Happy "Cat"urday! Come meet your new BFF: best feline friend!

    It’s a chalkboard sign next to a table with a couple of volunteers and several small enclosures behind them.

    Shane has fully stopped.

    -

    or, shane hollander breaks his leg, ruins valentine’s day, and gets a cat, in that order.

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    18 Aug 2026

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    • 😻

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    • like shakespeare, obviously by scarlettroses
    • Work ID: 90227511

    Relationship Tags:Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov
    Work Summary:

    Ilya watches Shane’s gaze catch again.

    Ottawa SPCA — Happy "Cat"urday! Come meet your new BFF: best feline friend!

    It’s a chalkboard sign next to a table with a couple of volunteers and several small enclosures behind them.

    Shane has fully stopped.

    -

    or, shane hollander breaks his leg, ruins valentine’s day, and gets a cat, in that order.

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    Shane: Is this Ilya Rozanov?
    Unknown number: no
    Shane: Oh, but the dog collar had this number.
    Unknown Number: What? What dog collar? What are you talking about?
    Shane: I'm Shane Hollander.
    Shane: I have your dog.
    Unknown Number: Is this ransom threat?
    Unknown Number: Did you kidnap my dog?

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    11 Aug 2026

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    • The Unexpected Boons of Impromptu Dog-sitting by unlikelychild
    • Work ID: 85804436

    Relationship Tags:Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov
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    Shane: Is this Ilya Rozanov?
    Unknown number: no
    Shane: Oh, but the dog collar had this number.
    Unknown Number: What? What dog collar? What are you talking about?
    Shane: I'm Shane Hollander.
    Shane: I have your dog.
    Unknown Number: Is this ransom threat?
    Unknown Number: Did you kidnap my dog?

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    After winning the Stanley Cup in 2023, the Ottawa Centaurs Rookies are drunk and making wishes only to end up in Tampa Bay in 2017. Step one when something goes wrong and you need an adult? Find Team Dads Ilya and Shane. This can't go wrong.
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    Basically I drop the Centaur's rookies into 2017 as a plot device for shenanigans and fixing Hollanov's relationship. Then I send them home and let the butterfly effect run rampant.

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    09 Aug 2026

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    • ❤️

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    • time travel doesn't get you out of parenting by apageinthisbook
    • Work ID: 80383671

    Relationship Tags:Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov
    Rose Landry/Cliff Marlow | Cliff Marleau
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    After winning the Stanley Cup in 2023, the Ottawa Centaurs Rookies are drunk and making wishes only to end up in Tampa Bay in 2017. Step one when something goes wrong and you need an adult? Find Team Dads Ilya and Shane. This can't go wrong.
    --
    Basically I drop the Centaur's rookies into 2017 as a plot device for shenanigans and fixing Hollanov's relationship. Then I send them home and let the butterfly effect run rampant.