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Is your heart alive? (Not gone; is your heart alive?) by ubeeee (taroooo) for Stalagmabelles
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Danny Phantom
14 Aug 2026
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Bruce spirals after Danny lets slip that Alfred is not actually alive. How did he lose every parent figure he's had? And what does that mean about his and Alfred's relationship?
There are days of rumination. King of hiding away from the world.
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Humans are opportunists; they’re in your walls by ubeeee (taroooo)
Fandoms: Original Work
05 Jun 2026
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What if humans were like space cockroaches...
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- Part 14 of Ube's HaSO fics
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In space, it is often said that humans take no shit. Here's an example of that from an alien's perspective.
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"Humans were common in the universe, but mostly on interstellar missions. That's why Faja was excited for aer first off-planet job aboard the Missive; there was a human on board!
Ae was working in a mailroom sorting an intake bag into piles by destination when a sudden commotion came from the hall. A flask flew past aer face as ae looked out.
“I don’t care if they’re busy, I need the captain now!” screamed a quadrupedal being, jerking out of the grasp of a smaller bipedal staff member. They cantered forward and grabbed the flask from the ground and took a gulp, then glared down at Faja."
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- Part 6 of Ube's HaSO fics
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To a Xenolinguist, Humans Have Really Simple Grammar by ubeeee (taroooo)
Fandoms: Original Work
31 May 2026
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Humans have been in space a while now, but experts are still in the process of understanding their nuances. What happens when one particularly excited xenolinguist visits a settled colony of long-uncontacted humans? Hopefully nothing bad...
(With art!)
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- Part 15 of Ube's HaSO fics
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The Hound of Hell (fanart) by ubeeee (taroooo) for Barefoot_mouse
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
03 Feb 2026
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A scene of Dick from Chapter 11 of "Shadows of Yesterday"
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Humans are space orcs fics set in a consistent universe and ordered chronologically, though they can be read however one wants.
Features such characters as:
PRAK - a masc human who hates pineapple and loves to contribute to human stereotypes.
KELL - a deaf human who doesn't fit into human stereotypes and wishes beings would enunciate better so their trascription software actually works right.
FAJA - an avian alien who loves learning about biology and asks you to please be gentle with aer hollow bones.
HAI - a fae with way to much power and a dangerously short temper. Xi has made xir own solar system and god protect anyone who comes close to it without permission.- Words:
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Without a Doubt by voidknight
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
14 May 2026
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Petulantly, Rocky says, “Grace sound stupid. Like child.”
“I’m just talking how you talk, buddy.”
“Yes. This is because I talk like child, to speak to stupid human.”
“Well, you don’t have to do that,” I say without thinking.
“♪♫♩as this♪ when, underst♪♪♫d ♪me, question?” Rocky says.
“What?”
“Can♪♪♫will understa♫d it ♫think talks♫♪ as this♪ Eridian you♩♫, question?”
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- Part 1 of certaintyverse
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i’ve been holding back tears (while you’re throwing back beers) by im_your_mom_now for iron_spider, spagbol99, Strength_in_pain
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
01 Apr 2022
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After the deaths of his parents, Peter Parker—along with his two other siblings—were put under the care of his alcoholic aunt. Twelve years later, Peter is juggling life as a sixteen-year-old caretaker of his four cousins, a prodigious student, and a Pizza King employee. Oh yeah, and he’s Spider-Man.
As things start to unfurl, Tony Stark—Peter’s mentor—starts to suspect some issues at home. Peter can’t let his role model know anything or else he risks losing their budding relationship or, more importantly, his family.
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TLDR: Aunt May sucks, Peter has to pick up the slack because she’s not only his guardian, but the guardian of his two other siblings & her own four kids. Peter is trying his best. Tony wants to help.
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- Part 1 of The De-Parentification of Peter Parker
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- English
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Bookmarked by taroooo
02 Sep 2026
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i appreciate de-parentification
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Unmarked by batling_out_of_hell for Flowerparrish
Fandoms: DCU, Batman - All Media Types
01 Sep 2026
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The first thoughts your soulmate ever had of you were written on your skin-- in their handwriting, whenever it was possible. Everyone knew that. There were no exceptions, no circumstances in which it didn’t happen. If you had a soulmate, anyway. Even Wonder Woman had soul words, and she had been born nearly 3000 years before her soulmate.
Stephanie Brown had been born without a mark.
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Or, 5 times Steph's lack of a mark mattered +1 time it didn't.
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Tim tried to be good. Really, he did.
Only he was pretty sure he was going feral and presenting early. And he had no clue what he was going to present as. What if it was an omega? His parents would-- They would never accept--
Tim couldn’t take that chance.
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i, i, i wish that i could lie (but i'm way too self aware) by surely_silly for taroooo
Fandoms: Danny Phantom, Books of Magic (DC Comics), DCU (Comics)
01 Sep 2026
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Jazz is full of secrets.
Hers, others, and even ones she doesn't remember.