teakettle72
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mud in my throat (i love you anyway) by teakettle72
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
22 Apr 2026
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The hand that had been gently petting Mumbo instead grasped at the strands of his hair, forcing the two pale faces to meet, crimson eyes flitting to Grian’s nose and Grian’s empty sockets level with Mumbo’s.
“Listen. Do you want this?” It wasn’t a question. Mumbo nodded anyway, pupils wide.
Grian’s bottom lip twitched. “Okay.” The room froze and thawed, and Mumbo was on his back, head in Scar’s lap. Grian sat on Mumbo’s other side, his hand firm on his throat.
Mumbo swallowed, and the hand pressed down. It crept up, gently pulling his mouth open, fangs sharp and tongue lolling out.
Mumbo was transfixed. Above, in Scar’s clawed hand, there was a shining red mass.
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wouldn't you like a taste (of the power) by teakettle72
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
25 Nov 2025
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He wanted to run. He wanted to die. He wanted to save his crew. He never wanted to return to this blood-soaked island, and he wanted to raze it to ashes. He wanted so much, but when he heard the jingle of bells and the barest hints of a flute through the leaves, all he could do was gasp.
“Well, I must say, that was quite the sight you just saw, wasn’t it?”
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the purple sun (and its comet) by teakettle72
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
11 Nov 2025
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The silver highlights that showed the gaps of the perfect pink leaves were blocked, Joel noticed, by a presence over top of them, a red glow tinged with a stronger but muted magic that exposed his predator and prey.
Grian stood, watching from above.
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Graveyard fics by HolisticMistake
Fandom Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
10 Sep 2026
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I have a folder on my laptop titled "GRAVEYARD" which holds multi-chapter Spideypool fics that failed for some reason or another. I've been meaning to wrangle them into one-shots. This series is the result.
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The night belongs to lovers by HolisticMistake
Fandom Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
07 May 2025
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This is a series of one-shots of soft boys being soft with each other at night. They take place in the same universe, but each part works as a standalone, too.
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Three is a crowd by HolisticMistake
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
13 Jan 2024
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Wade meets Peter first and Spider-Man second but comes to the obvious conclusion anyway: Peter Parker must be the secret flame Spidey is trying to protect with the whole secret-identity shebang. While Deadpool might be morally lax in many ways, he is not a homewrecker, even if Peter is all soft smiles and doe-eyes.
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rose by kalang
Fandom Daredevil (TV), Deadpool (Movieverse), Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types
05 Oct 2025
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The Professional Spider-Wranglers by chronicallyill_nephilim
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb)
12 Feb 2025
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Over the years the Avengers have made a few attempts to recruit Spider-Man to their ranks only to receive a resounding no each time. With Public intrigue growing again it's time for their next try, the only problem with that, Spider-Man is resolutely ignoring their calls. So they call in an outside man to get Spider-Man into a meeting room.
And while most their hopes get dashed the moment the X-Men send them Deadpool for help, Tony has a simply solution.
See as a personal project for himself he hired a photographer, specifically Spider-Man's old photographer Peter Parker. Who just so happens to be in the room when Deadpool shows up.
With Peter's old relationship with Spider-Man and Deadpool's tracking(stalking) skills they'd make a great Spider-Wrangling team.[Or: Peter and Wade are hired to bring in Spider-Man, which works out about as well as you think it will for Peter.]