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A stray cantrip has painful consequences for Nott and Caleb alike.
Bookmarked by thatevilgiraffe
27 Aug 2026
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He lays on his bed and knows without a doubt that his soulmates can read Fucking Genius on their skin, or maybe just Genius, but Fucking gives a ring to it.
Because he is, baby, he is.
Bookmarked by thatevilgiraffe
13 Jul 2026
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Jack wasn’t going to let him finish this.
“I didn’t call,” he murmured into the air and the splish-splash of the water.
“You texted. That’s just as good, brother, kept your promise.”
Bookmarked by thatevilgiraffe
03 Jul 2026
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It was easy, really. Jack had half a mind to be upset about it. He knew Robby had a death wish, but Jesus, brother. It should be harder to break into your house. The only real issue Jack had was actually getting through the window, but that was mostly because he wasn’t as nimble as he used to be.
(Jack breaks into Robby's house. Again.)
Bookmarked by thatevilgiraffe
03 Jul 2026
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One of the stupider jobs that Jack has picked up in the last few years is medic (and occasional assistant safety officer) on a reality dating show filming just outside of Pittsburgh.
Amidst the mix of silly injuries, there's a bartender who is unreasonably handsome and also good with his hands (in a strictly professional context)
Bookmarked by thatevilgiraffe
02 Jul 2026