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    ‘He knew now that praying would do him no good. Why would anybody listen to a demon child?’

    Osamu Dazai has lived in the monastery for as long as he can remember. Accused of being possessed by a demon, he is forced to endure the harsh treatment of the adults who were supposed to protect him. One day he has had enough, and finally begs for help from the angels he was sure had foresaken him.

    The red-haired boy who mysteriously showed up a few days later obviously had nothing to do with that moment of weakness.

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    28 Sep 2026

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    Gorgoeus gorgoeus goegoeus
    Pain and beauty sjjakaksjjsmamakakaksmkwmsmdjhxjsjajsjjssjzks
    Authour, marry me
    Jekakaka
    The writing is so good i'll cry

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    Chuuya raises an eyebrow, before offering a hapless shrug. "Very well. Then, how about operation Mouse and Stampede?"

    Kunikida blinks.

    Chuuya blinks back.

    "What?"

    "...what?"

    The detective frowns. "What did you just say?"

    "Mouse and Stampede? You know?"

    Or

    Chuuya and Kunikida end up on a mission together, and Chuuya decides to make Kunikida a guide on being Dazai's partner. Dazai doesn't approve.

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    21 Sep 2026

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    Dazai, Chuuya, and four others are trapped in a cursed house where you cannot lie—each time you lie, you lose an organ. In seven stages, they are asked deeply personal questions that need to be answered in order to escape.

    Welcome to The Liar’s House.

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    19 Sep 2026

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    Damn. Ninety three percent.
     
    Ninety. Three.

    Chuuya’s grin turns maniacal. “Fuck yes,” he whispers to himself.

    “Language.”

    “Oh, shit, yeah, sorry.”

    “Nakahara-kun. I will not hesitate to put you in detention again.”

    Chuuya ignores him, obviously. He turns and is planning to head over to Albatross, but then he walks into the room.

    Dazai Osamu.

    Slytherin. Demon Prodigy. Bandage Boy.

    The bane of Chuuya’s fucking existence.

    In which Chuuya and Dazai are academic rivals at Hogwarts and are, of course, in denial whilst they’re at it <3

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    19 Sep 2026

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    “Why?” Dazai asked into the room. The question left his mouth but stayed in his head where it rattled around incessantly. Why, why, why. The endless rigmarole.

    “Oh you’re still here?”

    “Why?” Dazai repeated with more pathos.

    “Why what?” Chuuya responded, still not looking up from his book. “I need you to be a little less cryptic.”

    “Why do you want to have sex with me?”

     

    In which: Chuuya wants Dazai, but Dazai's self-image doesn't align with the idea of being wanted. They talk about it, and in the process discover how weak Dazai is for kind words.

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    15 Sep 2026