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Blood Play, Heavenly Demon Style by thejester
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
31 May 2022
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All Shen Qingqiu wants is for his husband to wrap up his demonic business trip and come home already. And also for this unseasonable heat to go away.
Luo Bingge, on the other hand, would be perfectly fine if his inferior copy never came back at all. He's got some plans for the nice version of his Shizun and doesn't want any interruptions.
Note: This makes it sound like this is a serious story. It's not.
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Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore by thejester
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
12 Jan 2022
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What would happen if LQG, LBH, and SQQ got temporarily transported into PIDW sometime before the Immortal Alliance Conference?
Well, mild chaos. Luo Bingge tries to convince Luo Bingmei that their Shizun is a scumbag no matter what universe he's from, Yue Qingyuan won't stop hovering around Shen Qingqiu, and people might need to start investing in helmets.
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Arthur and Vivi take a short break from looking for their missing friend Lewis and confess a few things to each other while getting wasted on tequila. Somehow this resolves pretty much nothing but at least they're having fun. (Kind of. Okay, they're sad and drunk but they're sad and drunk together and that's basically like having fun, right?)
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Vivi adds two and two together and gets five.
Or, one of the reasons why erasing your girlfriend's memory might make getting back together with her a little challenging.
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Tony Stark's Guide to Martyrdom by thejester
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Iron Man (Movies)
03 Dec 2017
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Or, how to only gamble what you're willing to lose.
Tony might not have known Thanos' name at first, but he's known that something's coming for ages now. He's prepared, he's taking this threat seriously, it'll all work out in the end. (Please, he thinks, let it all work out. Let everyone survive.)
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Project Hail Mary fics by Cheeseanonioncrisps
Fandom Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types, Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
07 Oct 2026
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25 Oct 2026
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It was an accident the first time.
(One could argue that it wasn't even an accident the first time. Grace could argue this, and he would argue this, probably questioning, how does someone masturbate accidentally??? To which Rocky would then point to Portable Earth Thinking Machine and bring up the many definitions of the very word accident—one being "lack of intention or necessity," which is what Rocky means in this particular case.)
…admittedly, it doesn't quite work. Rocky didn't start pleasuring himself accidentally after all—that was very intentional, as much as he'd hate to admit it, but he'd rather jump out of Mary's airlock than explain that to Grace.
So no, not quite an accident. Not exactly the word that fits this peculiar situation he's gotten himself into.
Rocky just didn't intend for it to go this far.
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24 Oct 2026
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I'm dying and I'm trying but believe me I'm fine by willoftitanium
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
04 Jul 2026
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"Mild sedation will be beneficial to avoid further damage.” Mary says, cool as a cucumber. Right. That sounds good. Great, even.
And there was a needle coming towards me.
Wait."
...Grace has made peace with not going home. Grace has made peace with his choice, and he would choose Rocky every time. Grace has not made peace with what happened to him before he left.
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24 Oct 2026
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part heaven, part space, or have I found my place? by Likelightinglass for Leaky_space_blob
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
21 Apr 2026
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A beautiful day in the life of Ryland Grace on Erid.
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24 Oct 2026
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Grace Rocky Make Baby by Mishapinns
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
24 Jun 2026
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Ryland Grace expected a lot of things to change when he decided to go back to Blip-A and save Rocky, but he had no idea things would get this complicated. Namely, this emotionally involved.
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Ryland Grace will starve on his way to Erid without figuring out a new food source. In this universe, Rocky offers to help create a food Ryland can eat during their journey on the Hail Mary together by hybridizing Ryland's DNA with food from his planet. As a result, Ryland begins taking on... different traits. Traits that make it possible for him and Rocky (and eventually, Adrian) to get closer than any of them ever thought they would be while the three of them start a life together on Erid.
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To simplify, Ryland Grace becomes the mate (and eventual pebble incubator) to Rocky and Adrian.- Language:
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24 Oct 2026