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It’s seventh year. There’s a huge research project due. The Head Girl wants to change the world. James wants that Quidditch Cup. Sirius wants to get into Remus’s pants. Peter just wants a group hug. Oh, and there’s a war on.
Or: the harrowing journey into adulthood.
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Remus didn’t think he’d ever have this again. He couldn’t quite believe, even now lying side by side on a blanket at the edge of the astronomy tower, that they were finally here- after so long, after all the twists and turns they had taken.
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As you stand here, so close to the end, you can’t help remembering the beginning.
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Ilya Rozanov does not come pre-installed with good communication or healthy coping skills. Is he going to seek out help on his own? Hell no! But when a family member kills himself, fellow Boston Raider and friend Cliff Marleau decides that Ilya is going to therapy come hell or high water. And Ilya... well, Ilya is just playing along to keep the peace. Right? He doesn't need therapy. But if it helps his friend be less worried, so be it.
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What if Ilya came into the tuna meltdown with slightly upgraded social skills and no one actually ran away before they had a conversation?
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28 Jun 2026
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Harry does not like Draco Malfoy, not even one bit. Never did and never will. That is, until he finds himself married to him.
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26 Sep 2023
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"I dreamt him a phone for emergencies," Ronan cuts in before he can reply.
"Are booty calls technically classified as emergencies, Ronan?"
"Well. Depends, really," he says, shrugging.
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20 Sep 2023
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When Healer Draco Malfoy sees an opening for a Healer in Romania, he's struck with the urge to leave St. Mungo's so they know exactly how much he does for them. Serves them right, the way they treat him.
Nevermind that Harry Potter is in Romania, big and buff and sexier than ever. Nevermind that he's a Dragon Tamer. Nevermind that Dragon Taming is a dangerous profession and would require Draco to heal Potter often...
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Draco moves to Romania specifically to be boned by Beefcake Harry Potter and all his friends know it.
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19 Sep 2023
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Somehow, Harry had forgotten to ward out Draco when he boarded up his house to keep out everyone else. Despite having plenty of reasons to leave Harry to his own destruction, Draco just couldn't. Not after loving him for so long, even if Harry didn't love him back anymore. He just had to get Harry to let Hermione in and then he could leave this cold version of the home he loved for half a decade.
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18 Sep 2023