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Hatake Kakashi was a deliberate man.
Perhaps that wasn’t exactly the right word, but none of the synonyms Tenzō could find in a thesaurus quite seemed to fit, either. Meticulous, thoughtful, calculating… they all painted a picture very far from the lazy, dawdling, porn-reading bastard that most of Konoha saw. Yet, Tenzō would say that all of those words applied to Hatake Kakashi, as well as several more that he wouldn’t verbalize in polite company. The true essence of the matter was that Kakashi never did anything without consideration, without taking into account the potential consequences. Anyone who served with him in the field could see that.
So, when Kakashi first started ambushing Tenzō after particularly difficult missions, he knew there was a reason. He just wasn’t sure exactly what.
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09 Sep 2026
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5 times Kakashi and Iruka's relationship was almost discovered by their students, and one time they told them themselves.
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02 Aug 2026
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Kakashi looks at him expectantly and it’s only then that Iruka realizes he actually has to do something since Kakashi agreed to let him try this. He goes slowly, hoping that his deliberate movements come across as confidence and not what they actually are.
It's probably best for Kakashi to stay where he is on the couch, so Iruka goes around the back of it to stand behind him. Iruka starts to move his hands where he needs to. Hesitates. Tries again. Gets a little closer. Still can't.
“Can I … I need to, uhm — is it alright if I touch you?”
or, what started as iruka offering to try relieving the stress of the sharingan for kakashi leads to the two of them spending unprecedented amounts of time together. and now ...
well, iruka isn't quite sure what they are now.
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20 Jul 2026
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That’s a fucking kid, is the first thing that Iruka thinks.
That’s the fucking jinchuriki, is the second.
The first thought comes back, even stronger, overwhelming him with outrage, with fury, with a sick sort of disgust, and now it comes out as a shouted,
“That’s a fucking kid.”
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falling apart by diminishedmercury
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
04 Oct 2024
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“Oh, but my Qingge likes this, doesn’t he?” Tianlang-jun practically purrs, one of his ridiculously huge hands coming down to pet over his stomach, the claws just barely brushing over his overly sensitive dick. His overly sensitive dick that has betrayed him and decided to get half-hard again. He can’t say it out loud, but he’s sure Tianlang-jun has received his answer in the form of the high pitched whine that drags out of his throat when he draws back just enough to brush over his prostate. “You’d look so perfect round with my child.”
If he doesn’t just shut up—
All thoughts are suddenly and decisively knocked out of his head when the hand petting over his belly reaches up to wrap around his neck and haul him up until his back is bowed out in an arch and his cheek rests against one of Tianlang-jun’s sweaty shoulders.
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- Part 1 of Kinktober 2024
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