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“What’s wrong?”
“Erm… well… fuck. Ok. Colin.” She clears her throat. “I’m so sorry, but this is a call of shame.”
“A what?”
“A call of shame. I might… I might have chlamydia.”
“Oh.” MY FUCKING GOD. He doesn’t say that part out loud but he thinks it very loudly. “Ok.” She’s going to be freaking out.
“No. No, not ok. Not ok at all. We fucked!”
“I remember.” It is absolutely top of the wank bank.
“And not like sensible adults.”
“I remember that too.” If felt fucking incredible.
“So you might have chlamydia.”
“I understand how STIs work, Pen.”
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14 Sep 2026
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Colin is home, and Penelope has come bounding out of her room to greet him in her cute little pyjamas – arms winding around his neck to let him lift her off the ground – and he's certain he's getting a… whiff of something.
It's musky with a little tang; he recognises it because his mouth starts to fucking water.
That's pussy he's smelling, isn't it?
That's Penelope's pussy he's smelling, isn't it?
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14 Sep 2026
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Colin catches her looking his way and gives her this little smile. It’s the same one he’s been wearing all week long: grateful, rueful, guilty. Lots of feelings all muddled together in one funny twist of a mouth.
She thinks, absurdly, because Colin is almost forty-three now, that he looks just as he did at ten. It is irritating and endearing, reminds her quite how she ends up in these messes of his.
They are Brighton-bound this afternoon, though not for one of the sweet, seaside jaunts he’s been promising to take her on for years. No, down they drive because at the end of last year, Colin – dear, daft Colin – married a woman he’d known scarcely a month, and now finds himself in need of a divorce.
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09 Sep 2026
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girls just wanna have fun by abvj for lilacsandpoppys
Fandoms: Bridgerton (TV), Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn
01 Sep 2026
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Colin shows up one week, seemingly out of the blue. Please, Pen? Please, please, please, can I stay with you? I promise you won't even realise I'm here. And how is she meant to say no to that? To him?
But containment requires recovery time. Space between hits. Now, there is no recovery because he is always here.
And Penelope? She has never been able to leave well enough alone.
The one where proximity finally causes Penelope to loose her mind.
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04 Sep 2026
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Colin discovers his mother has agreed to let Penelope clean the pool at Aubrey Hall for some extra pocket money the summer before her first term at uni.
He can be perfectly normal about this. He’s not a horny disaster about it. Nope, not one bit.
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31 Aug 2026