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  1. Rec *

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    Hollander: Head’s up. Next hazing is probably going to be karaoke.
    Weston: fuck off hollander
    Tireni: Hell yes I love karaoke!!!!
    Weston: U fucking would. Love having a mic in ur face.

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    A series of vignettes following Shane's relationship with music through the medium of karaoke, set along the timeline of his relationship with Ilya.

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    21 Oct 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    So great, about Shane and music and karaoke through the years.

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    Four months post Sochi, four months of being ghosted by Ilya Rozanov, the Metros are bought by Petrov 7, a multi-national corporation headed up by Mikhail Petrov, an openly out billionaire who has plans to transform the MLH, starting with the Metros.

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    20 Oct 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Really well done what if about the Metros getting a new owner who wants real change.

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    Hayden wants it on the record that this is completely and totally, without question, Shane’s fault.


    or, 5 times a FitBit gave Hayden some data, and 1 time he crunched the numbers on his own.

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    14 Oct 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Cute Hayden gets a clue story

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    The second time Shane Hollander wakes up on November 16th, he has a panic attack.

    The problem is — he tries to explain through gasped breaths after Hayden basically knocks down his door, shouting that they’re going to miss their flight — the thing is, Shane’s already woken up on November 16th. He’s already flown to Boston. He’s already been to practice, and he’s checked into the hotel, and he has lived this day before.

    He doesn’t mention that he’s also already fucked Ilya Rozanov twice and had a fucking tuna melt that Rozanov made and drank the ginger ale that Rozanov bought specifically for him. He doesn’t mention that they’d snuggled on the couch watching TV like some kind of couple, like boyfriends.

    He doesn’t mention that he fell asleep thinking about how Ilya — fuck, no, thinking about how Rozanov had called him sweetheart and Shane, and that, even now, he can’t quite get the cadence of Ilya’s voice out of his head.

    Or: After the tuna melt fiasco, Shane Hollander wakes up in a time loop.

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    14 Oct 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Very sweet Shane in a time loop of tuna melt

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    Jane: Are you seriously using your dog’s twitter account to tell Hayden to go fuck himself?

    Lily: that was anya

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    Unfortunately not everyone is supportive of Shane and Ilya's relationship. Fortunately, Twitter is a great place to defend your man.

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    11 Oct 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Series of cute social media fics where Rozanov has a burner