thistleandbee
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Thirty Seven by thistleandbee
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
05 Apr 2025
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On a dreary day in October just days from Halloween, an angel and a demon stared at each other over two cups of tea in the corner of a dim and dusty London bookshop.
To be more accurate, an angel steadfastly avoided the gaze of a demon, leaving the demon to pick up the entirety of the staring. Not that he minded. The angel was nice to stare at. It was one of his favorite pastimes.
“Now…Why would I agree to this again?” Crowley adored Aziraphale, but he also adored taking the piss. It was his second-favorite pastime.
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Crowley and Aziraphale pull out all the stops to impress each other with the most authentic Halloween costume.
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Zombies of the Starboard by Apocalyptic_Scenes, Dagger_Torch_and_Key (thistleandbee), enneadic, Letha, Monsterfuckers_Incorporated, Mx_Cupperty, saucySmutPigeon, Soggyfritter, startledplatypus, Trebol_Negro
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
03 Jul 2024
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Zombies, Notable Quotables and more Fresca!
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Percy lasts six and a half years.
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- Part 2 of Former Things
Bookmarked by thistleandbee
20 Oct 2026
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Former Things Come to Mind by dodgerkedavra for mallstars
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
14 Dec 2023
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Harry Potter has had a headache for seven and a half years.
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- Part 1 of Former Things
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Bookmarked by thistleandbee
17 Apr 2026
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Draco will be the first to admit that his choices aren't particularly clever, especially when they involve Potter, but this has to be the worst one yet.
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Bookmarked by thistleandbee
19 Oct 2026
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Bookmarked by thistleandbee
19 Oct 2026
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"This person is so much harder to hate. And I’m supposed to hate Malfoy. How the fuck else am I supposed to limit this to just sex?"
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Bookmarked by thistleandbee
06 Oct 2026