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    Clint's just being a good landlord, repairing some completely accidental, not even his fault a little bit, he didn't TELL those robots to... Uh. Repairing some damage to Aimee's apartment, when he's banned from IKEA. Look, it could happen to anyone!

    Lots of things happen to Clint that could happen to anyone. They just... don't.

    So he does what anyone would do, if they were an elite secret agent in desperate need of stylish yet inexpensive furnishings: he breaks in to IKEA. He finds the shelving he needs. He also finds the Winter Soldier.

    Record scratch whaaaaaat

    Things... escalate quickly.

    Clint can deal with danger. He can survive the gravad lax. He can escape the ball pit. He can dodge Natasha's disturbing Russian metaphors. But falling for the Winter Soldier?

    Yeahhhh Clint's in over his head.

    TL;DR: Clint finds Bucky living in an IKEA. For reasons. Idiots-to-lovers hijinks ensue.

    Alternately: Clint came here to kick ass and assemble IKEA furniture, and he's allll out of Allen wrenches. Seriously, could someone assemble this furniture for him? Will pay in blow-jobs. Assassin experience an asset. Heh, asset. What, too soon?

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    13 Sep 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 33

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    Since the Champion split from Sakaar, the Grandmaster's been down in the dumps. So how better to curry favour than to deliver him some new champions! Captain America and the Winter Soldier should more than do the trick. They're kind of hard to capture, but with a little time travel, this bounty hunter is SET.

    One minute Bucky is breaking up a fight Steve started in an alley, next minute they're in a throne room on an actual alien planet, they're apparently gladiators now, and there's a talking rock person. Meanwhile Steve has found a way to cause more trouble than even Bucky thought possible, there are giant scorpions, and this mandatory shiny outfit chafes like hell. Can this week get any more messed up?

    SPOILER: YES. YES IT CAN.

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    13 Sep 2026

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    Clint's been dreading meeting his soulmate since he was old enough to read his words. Clint's also been bad at listening to safety warnings since about the same time. Now he's in another universe, everyone's part dog or something, and his huge hopeless crush on Bucky is maybe not so hopeless after all.

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    11 Sep 2026

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    AU wherein Steve Rogers and Bucky Barnes never met, but the Winter Soldier takes an interest in Captain America anyway, and has an odd way of showing it.

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    Captain America very obviously does not look at the blown up image of the unfortunate salaryman losing any possibility of children behind him. Twitter has heralded it #DickGate2016. One of the reporters in the crowd is sporting a shirt with the hashtag emblazoned on it in glitter glue.

    What a time to be alive, Amy thinks.

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    29 Aug 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 7

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    If Bucky's not the Winter Soldier - not a weapon - anymore, then who is he?

    And who is this smart-mouthed, cocky, flirty, pushy archer, Clint Barton?

    Podfic of Draw, Breathe, Fire by FestiveFerret.

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    07 Aug 2026